JinVA Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Go shred some paper and put your tie in the shredder. Make it look like an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Or wear the tie with your least favorite shirt then dump scalding coffee onto your chest ruining your tie. If your burns are bad enough, she'll never suspect. If you're light on cash, dump the coffee on your genitals and then sue her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Go shred some paper and put your tie in the shredder. Make it look like an accident. Buffalo News - 12/28/2012 A long time Buffalo Bills fan was killed earlier today in a bizarre paper shredding accident. The closed casket funeral will be at Forest Lawn Mortuary next Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 (edited) Go shred some paper and put your tie in the shredder. Make it look like an accident. That is the tricky part! Ah heck, what is an ounce of danger in a desk jockey's life! As I duck! (assuming wearing a tie=office work) J/K Buffalo News - 12/28/2012 A long time Buffalo Bills fan was killed earlier today in a bizarre paper shredding accident. The closed casket funeral will be at Forest Lawn Mortuary next Tuesday. LoL... That is exactly what I was thinking in the above post! Anyway... Who wears ties? If you work in the medical profession... Cite the recent studies where ties carry germs and bacteria... That doctors are getting away from them because ties are seldom washed! Edited December 28, 2012 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted December 28, 2012 Author Share Posted December 28, 2012 That is the tricky part! Ah heck, what is an ounce of danger in a desk jockey's life! As I duck! (assuming wearing a tie=office work) J/K wearing ties and at a computer all day... soooo.... i cant even be mad at you. (insert michael scott rant about how the office is as dangerous as the warehouse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Scalding coffee and the shredder are dangerous. Go get a messy chili dog or greasy hamburger and let it accidently drip on it. Tell her it was your favorite but the dry cleaner couldn't get the spot out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Scalding coffee and the shredder are dangerous. Go get a messy chili dog or greasy hamburger and let it accidently drip on it. Tell her it was your favorite but the dry cleaner couldn't get the spot out...... LoL... The wimpy way out. Coronary disease will thank you in 30 years! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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