Doc Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Oh. ABSOLUTELY. I have a penis. Really? We were beginning to wonder after the Moore/Fey switching-out comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Oh, for sure. On a side note, I'd be willing to wager Palin !@#$s like a freak, and Fey mostly lays there like a starfish (without allowing starfish access) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 Oh, for sure. On a side note, I'd be willing to wager Palin !@#$s like a freak, and Fey mostly lays there like a starfish (without allowing starfish access) You have violated the rules of the thread. Yes/no type answers only. And PM Beerboy if you'd like to know the answer to your specualtion. Make sure to use code names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Yes, yes I would. Hell yes. Absolutely hell yes. All day and night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 You have violated the rules of the thread. Yes/no type answers only. And PM Beerboy if you'd like to know the answer to your specualtion. Make sure to use code names. /connery I violated your mother. /connery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Every day of the week, and twice on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldTraveller Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 This is an acceptable answer This is useless information and not necessary in this thread. It can be considered an editorial in a facts only thread. Please stop doing this. I would not want to have the Googlebot disable your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Really? We were beginning to wonder after the Moore/Fey switching-out comment. There's no accounting for taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 There's no accounting for taste Why do you insist on hijacking this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 This is an acceptable answer This is useless information and not necessary in this thread. It can be considered an editorial in a facts only thread. Please stop doing this. I would not want to have the Googlebot disable your account. Why would you even joke about that?! You know Googlebot terrifies me! I apologize for editorializing about my penis. It shall never happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Oh, for sure. On a side note, I'd be willing to wager Palin !@#$s like a freak, and Fey mostly lays there like a starfish (without allowing starfish access) Palin doesn't strike me as a freak. More like a Sunday night with the lights out kind of chick. And Fey's a comedian, so she probably keeps quiet and afterwards ask "so, how did I do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 There's no way that Palin would be half as fun in bed as Moore. And Fey would at least have a lot of funny jokes about my poor performance. Palin would just tell me my horrifying sexing was God's plan. I disagree. An older "god-fearing" woman, with a body like that? They're normally the wildest. Fey and Moore would have that whole women's lib "you have to respect me" thing going. Palin...more of a "hell with respect, let's just !@#$ each other silly" type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I disagree. An older "god-fearing" woman, with a body like that? They're normally the wildest. Fey and Moore would have that whole women's lib "you have to respect me" thing going. Palin...more of a "hell with respect, let's just !@#$ each other silly" type. Hmmm... It's clear I haven't thought this through enough. Both you, Doc and Rob are raising excellent points. I tend to base my sexual encounters around whatever will be the least embarrassing. And frankly, I just envision Palin ridiculing me mercilessly after I finish... and getting owned by Palin would do serious damage to my self esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Hmmm... It's clear I haven't thought this through enough. Both you, Doc and Rob are raising excellent points. I tend to base my sexual encounters around whatever will be the least embarrassing. And frankly, I just envision Palin ridiculing me mercilessly after I finish... and getting owned by Palin would do serious damage to my self esteem. I call bull ****. You're a script writer. What self of steam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I call bull ****. You're a script writer. What self of steam? You're confusing self esteem with dignity. Clearly I have none of the later and only a sliver of the former. Just enough to get through a day without crying... sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 I disagree. An older "god-fearing" woman, with a body like that? They're normally the wildest. Fey and Moore would have that whole women's lib "you have to respect me" thing going. Palin...more of a "hell with respect, let's just !@#$ each other silly" type. Don't let Tgreg mix you up. Please stay on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Why do you insist on hijacking this thread? Not hijacking... colouring. Do I get credit for using the European spelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 You're confusing self esteem with dignity. Clearly I have none of the later and only a sliver of the former. Just enough to get through a day without crying... sometimes. Good point. I'd apologize for confusing the two...but it's not like I offended your dignity. And really, the only remotely decent reason to avoid Palin is the risk of her screaming "You betcha!!!" during... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Good point. I'd apologize for confusing the two...but it's not like I offended your dignity. And really, the only remotely decent reason to avoid Palin is the risk of her screaming "You betcha!!!" during... Well done, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 7, 2012 Author Share Posted August 7, 2012 Hmmm... It's clear I haven't thought this through enough. Both you, Doc and Rob are raising excellent points. I tend to base my sexual encounters around whatever will be the least embarrassing. And frankly, I just envision Palin ridiculing me mercilessly after I finish... and getting owned by Palin would do serious damage to my self esteem. Geez dude I don't know whether to have the Googlebot shut you down because you are pissing me off or because I feel sorry for you. Either way I am call h in with instructions for a 3-dayer. Seeya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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