DC Tom Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? You're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) So many long years Shedding Buffalo Bills tears Turning Point is here A Haiku that rhymes Not seen a whole lot of times Like sounds out of mimes Don't want to be terse So adding another verse I will make it worse You ask what's the use Of Haiku that sounds like Seuss Or like Mother Goose But I say screw it Just go ahead and do it They won't review it Kill my landlord. GO BILLS!!! Edited June 15, 2012 by K-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Just like every year We now resort to writing Offseason Haikus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Just like every year We now resort to writing Offseason Haikus Just like every post I resort to telling you You're an idiot. I think I'm going to write all my frivolous insults in haiku from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reks Ryan Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? MAR-EE-O WILL-YUMS 3 + 2. Is 5 syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 You're wrong. So's his user name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 CEE EYE ELL ELL KEEL. MY. LAND. LORD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Fitz and David Lee Working on bad mechanics I'll start a new thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? No. Its not ee-ums. Its more like yums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Just like every post I resort to telling you You're an idiot. I think I'm going to write all my frivolous insults in haiku from now on. Buck shot litany A vitriolic chorus Nothing personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteBills4ever Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Bills getting serious Crushing QB's victorious Superbowl delirious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Bills getting serious Crushing QB's victorious Superbowl delirious I think someone skipped that day in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Wait til' haters see What Shawne Merriman will be It will be lights out Fitz working with Lee While Chan keeps growing the beard Buddy gets it done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Jim Rome is boring. He can't even live up to Have a take don't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I think someone skipped that day in school. Nah, it's just the earlier form of 6-8-7 Haiku. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBaroo Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Big D will suffice; Cause Stevies play's just not nice! Patriots will ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 The first thread I read on TSW was about you guys making up haikus for the Week 1 season opener against the Chiefs last year (yeah, I guess I lurked for a while ). Thought it was a fun topic and it would be a good way to lighten up the mood. Rules: 3 lines; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllable in the second, another 5 in the third. This format doesn't have to be followed but the poem usually has to end in 17 syllables. It can be about anything that happened during the off-season. You can post multiple haikus. Here's mine: Bills made some head-way Nix showed us the baby Getting Williams and Mark Bills signed some big names Nix showed us the gestation Baby not yet shown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? Mar-i-o Will-iams Looks and sounds like 5 to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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