mike oxhurtz Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 Is this a new Crayonz gimmick? This isnt a serious poster, right? No. I'm not serious about this stuff. Honestly, I was just bored and wanted to see how many people would respond. I figured this would be a change of pace, compared to the current state of doom & gloom most of us are in. I do hope that Stevie Johnson & Fred Jackson get contract extensions in the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 According to all the Evans lovers that were pissed when he got traded, he was only making $3 million a year, not $9 million a year. I didn't read the contract, but maybe it was front loaded. Quit reaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Flowers Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You can add Jason Peters, Jabari Greer, Winfield, & Fred Jackson all to that list. So you're saying Chris Kelsay is worth the last contract extension? Well, yeah! He's white! And he has a high motor! Add Maybin and me to the list of black players Ralphie hates. Damn crackers always trying to keep a brother down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike oxhurtz Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 And really...what's up with that? Just trading black players back and forth as though they're property? And to Baltimore, south of the Mason-Dixon? To a slave state, of all places! Clearly, the Bills aren't just racist, they oppressively racist, treating their black players like chattel. I just hope that the Ravens have enough decency to emancipate Evans... That's funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 That is an accusation that makes no sense at all and is hardly worth talking about other than to make fun of it, however, if I was fox news, I would interview Bills executives and use this "rumor" to justify asking questions like "Some people are saying that race is a factor in your contract negotiations, what steps are you taking to eliminate that kind of racism?" The only thing the Bills consider when it comes to contract extensions is to re-up the marginally talented and let the best go because its better to overpay a mediocre player than to overpay a talented player. It's the same inspired philosophy and savvy business acumen that made Kruger Industrial Smoothing a global leader in stagnation. "We don't care, and it shows." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike oxhurtz Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 Well, yeah! He's white! And he has a high motor! Add Maybin and me to the list of black players Ralphie hates. Damn crackers always trying to keep a brother down. That is an accusation that makes no sense at all and is hardly worth talking about other than to make fun of it, however, if I was fox news, I would interview Bills executives and use this "rumor" to justify asking questions like "Some people are saying that race is a factor in your contract negotiations, what steps are you taking to eliminate that kind of racism?" The only thing the Bills consider when it comes to contract extensions is to re-up the marginally talented and let the best go because its better to overpay a mediocre player than to overpay a talented player. It's the same inspired philosophy and savvy business acumen that made Kruger Industrial Smoothing a global leader in stagnation. "We don't care, and it shows." Believe it or not, I had a Bills fan say that to me (Ralph is racist). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Honestly, who even cares if the Bills are racist? Fine, Ralph is racist, I admit it. So what? What are you, some sort of bleeding heart, Oxhurtz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 In the short term the guy has a point... Kelsay, Fitz, Williams, and now Pears. Meanwhile Fred and Stevie are on the back burner. When you look at the ratio of African American players vs white players, seems a little odd. I'm sorry but on the topic of Fred. Is he underpaid? No doubt about it. Did Anyone (other than possibly his agent) hold a gun to his head when he signed his last extension?? It's argued to death here but. Fred is 30, under contract for 2012. Buddy said he will take care of him. or so i read here somewhere. Along with Fred I expect him to be back next year ripping it up again. You have to hope he gets a deal done. Speaking of a positive locker room guy, is there a better one that Fred jackson? I would argue no. Stevie Johnson. Sorry, he's a good but not great #2 on most NFL teams. I say this again. Has Stevie won games for us? Is he Clutch? As a GM that's one of the big things I would be looking at when some guy reportedly is seeking 9+ Million per season. Is losing him the end of the world for the Bills? No. Some here like his showboating. I don't I lived in the SF bay area during the TO years. he made some huge clutch plays along with his fair share of drops. As I remember his antics, not his ball skills got him dumped from at least 2 SUPER BOWL quality teams. Imagine Johnson enjoying even moderate success on this team. I do not believe his head would fit through the locker room door. Not good IMO. As for the chemistry between him and Fitz. Yea great Fitz really throws with a lot of heat on a 10 yard slant. Too bad the entire league figured out our division 2 quality college spread offense. As for the racial remarks on Ralph or anyone else within the "brain" trust. What a crock!! Bruce complained every year. Ralph paid him. I never ever heard Thurman, Talley, Reed, Bennett, any of them complain about their salaries other than the usual contract banter. Did Hull, Kelly Beebe, get preferred treatment? No. Knock this first grade trolling off. This bull started around the time they paid Schobel, yea Kelsay is a white guy who happens to be overpaid for his contributions. Big deal. Every team in professional sports has such a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 No. I'm not serious about this stuff. Honestly, I was just bored and wanted to see how many people would respond. I figured this would be a change of pace, compared to the current state of doom & gloom most of us are in. I do hope that Stevie Johnson & Fred Jackson get contract extensions in the offseason. oh. my. gawd. you post this as a "change of pace," raising serious accusations such as "racism" and then giggling away as the board responds to your infantile, silly, foolish musings. you are either delusional or unconsciously naive, and perhaps both. the joke's on us, i guess, and yet no one with any reasonable sense of shame is laughing. you, sir, are a fool. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 What can I say, I find stuff from the Howard Stern show to be funny. Maybe since you and Jerry Jabber are so close, you can talk him into changing his screen name to something like "8kingFagina" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) This is going to be a controversial topic, I know, but I was wondering when the last time a non-white Bills player got a big contract extension? We've seen players like Schobel, Kelsay, Fitzpatrick and K. Williams (he definitely deserved it) all get good contract extensions. But, they couldn't give extensions to Jason Peters, let Jabari Greer walk, Antoine Winfield, and now Stevie Johnson (as contract talks broke off, because the team couldn't come close on numbers with Johnson's camp). Is this just a coincedence or is someone (or some people) not willing to pay non-white Bills players a large payday? Yah, there seems to be a slight double standard in the way they handled the "Fitzfranchise" situation. Then again, they paid Brad Smith a nice chunk of change to do basically nothing. I've come to the conclusion that Ralph is really a Firengi merchant from Deep Space Nine. He only cares for, and about his bottom line. In his greed, however, he often makes impulse purchases, or buys products he cannot use. IMHO he needs to either replace Fitz with an android, or surround himself with a better galactic trade federation. Just sayin'. Edited December 14, 2011 by #34fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ralph is really a Firengi merchant from Deep Space Nine. He only cares for, and about his bottom line. In his greed, however, he often makes impulse purchases, or buys products he cannot use. IMHO he needs to either replace Fitz with an android, or surround himself with a better galactic trade federation. Just sayin'. *NERD ALERT* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike oxhurtz Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Maybe since you and Jerry Jabber are so close, you can talk him into changing his screen name to something like "8kingFagina" That's actually funny. But I got one for you: Heywood Jablowme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 oh. my. gawd. you post this as a "change of pace," raising serious accusations such as "racism" and then giggling away as the board responds to your infantile, silly, foolish musings. you are either delusional or unconsciously naive, and perhaps both. the joke's on us, i guess, and yet no one with any reasonable sense of shame is laughing. you, sir, are a fool. jw He's certainly addressed that charge of being "infantile"... *NERD ALERT* A nerd on the internet. That almost never happens. Although a true nerd wouldn't have misspelled "Ferengi," or mixed his Star Wars/Star Trek metaphor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although a true nerd wouldn't have misspelled "Ferengi," or mixed his Star Wars/Star Trek metaphor. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Although a true nerd wouldn't have misspelled "Ferengi," or mixed his Star Wars/Star Trek metaphor. Star Wars and Star Trek get altogether too much play in the perception of nerds anyway. We Simpsons nerds are pathetic sexless obsessives too ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL Hey, I read that post and found four different mistakes in it right off the bat. How do you think that's making me feel about myself right about now? Star Wars and Star Trek get altogether too much play in the perception of nerds anyway. We Simpsons nerds are pathetic sexless obsessives too ya know. As though there's no cross-over. "Fifty quatloos on the newcomer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Hey, I read that post and found four different mistakes in it right off the bat. How do you think that's making me feel about myself right about now? LOL, what makes that even funnier is that I don't think you're even kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hater Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) If you ask me when was the last time the Bills gave any GOOD Player money, Black or White we always trade or cut are best players Edited December 15, 2011 by Matt183 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 LOL, what makes that even funnier is that I don't think you're even kidding! I'm not. "Ferengi impulse buys? Ferengi don't impulse buy, it's against their Rules of Acquisition. And what do androids have to do with anything Ferengi? And what's with this Galactic Trade Federation crap, that's from The Phantom Blemish!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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