The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Tim Tebow, coming to Buffalo the day before Jesus' birthday? You've got to be kidding me, right? So what's it going to be? A 24 point Denver comeback in the final 3:30 of the fourth quarter? A 99 yard run with time expired to overcome a five point deficit? What "Christmas Miracle?" awaits the Tebow disciples on the eve of thine savior's birth? How long after will we be forced to endure the replays? Already the images from the slow motion highlight reel are burned into our consciousness: the Broncos dancing to glory, our players peppering the background, falling helplessly, lifelessly every which way in failed, futile attempts to grasp at the all-mighty. One last dagger in the nuts. And with heaviness in our hearts, the spirit of Bills nation will moan: 12 Am I the sea, or the monster of the deep, that you put me under guard? 13 When I think my bed will comfort me and my couch will ease my complaint, 14 even then you frighten me with dreams and terrify me with visions, 15 so that I prefer strangling and death, rather than this body of mine. 16 I despise my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone; my days have no meaning." And lo, the mighty Tebow will look upon the suffering Bills fans with grace, with compassionate and with forgiveness. And the honor in Bills nation shall be returned two fold that day. And the city of Buffalo, the county of Erie, and all parts of the world where Bills fans once united in vain shall be lifted from our collective malaise, our united spirit shall carry our players to a new paradise of unspeakable glory. The coming of Christ, indeed! For then, in the final week of the season, the reborn Bills shall travel to Foxboro to mark the first franchise's first victory at Gillette Stadium, and the first Bills/Patriots* sweep since the dawn of the new millennium. And a new era shall begin. Of course, Tebow's blessing will come at a cost, and we will never, ever, ever beat the Denver Broncos again. Ever. Under any circumstance. Never. But a playoff birth in 2012, and every year after will make it very much worth the while. Edited December 13, 2011 by The Big Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 A comeback won't be necessary... have you seen the garbage we call a defense? The score will be 38-17 or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I can see a lumbering Spencer Johnson chasing Tebow around the end already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I can't wait for the national media to bring up Ralph's "Denver panicked" quote when they took Tebow. And then for Tebow to come in here and get his revenge would be poetic justice. A public shaming is what Ralph needs. Also can't wait to see Von Miller pound our 7th-round QB into the turf. Forget Jesus, it feels like MY birthday coming up. I'm foaming at the mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I want us to win 666-0 Its Sunday, after all...a day to play football not be all Jesusy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobChalmers Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Agreed - what comeback? With our pass-rush, this will be the game where everyone will start to wonder if Tebow can even be a pocket passer. I say he hits 75% of his throws - because he'll have a month to make each of them. They'll do OK against Miller - and he'll still get some plays - that's no shame. He's a good player - most of us suspected it. So is Dareus. We could have used both of them, but you can't be upset with what Dareus has brought as an interior DL. If he still had Merriman and a healthy Williams in there with him the front would be a real strength of the team, and we'll see that next season, particularly assuming they draft (hopefully multiple) good OLB prospects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 I want us to win 666-0 Its Sunday, after all...a day to play football not be all Jesusy. It's actually Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I hate the Bills ! Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Tebow belongs in Buffalo, we love the comeback, its usually how we play our best ball ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Whatever happens, Id like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for making me a Bills fan. And to show my thanks to Him, Im withholding any further donations to my Church until further notice. Edited December 13, 2011 by RkFast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Agreed - what comeback? With our pass-rush, this will be the game where everyone will start to wonder if Tebow can even be a pocket passer. I say he hits 75% of his throws - because he'll have a month to make each of them. Ugh...so true. Or better yet, we'll see nothing but exotic blitz packages, the likes of which we haven't seen all year. And because it's Tebow, and that's the exact opposite of what you should do to keep him in check, he'll "torch" us on the ground. Edited December 13, 2011 by The Big Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It will be the one game all year he looks like a conventional pocket passer and lights it up for 300 yards passing and 4 TD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainwampus Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It will now be appropriate for Stevie to blame God when he drops a pass in the endzone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Bills owner Ralph Wilson insists his team had no intention of drafting Tim Tebow or trading for him, and says that the Broncos "panicked" when they traded three picks to move up to select the former Gators quarterback. He also hopes that his new running back C.J. Spiller will give fans something to cheer for, conceding that "We've been dull for 10 years ... no excitement. We've got to create some excitement." http://www.footballoutsiders.com/extra-points/2010/bills-ralph-wilson-tebow-denver-panicked The Day of Reckoning is coming for you, Ralph Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Bills owner Ralph Wilson insists his team had no intention of drafting Tim Tebow or trading for him, and says that the Broncos "panicked" when they traded three picks to move up to select the former Gators quarterback. He also hopes that his new running back C.J. Spiller will give fans something to cheer for, conceding that "We've been dull for 10 years ... no excitement. We've got to create some excitement." http://www.footballoutsiders.com/extra-points/2010/bills-ralph-wilson-tebow-denver-panicked The Day of Reckoning is coming for you, Ralph Wilson Spiller was a Ralph pick, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan in n.h Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 A comeback won't be necessary... have you seen the garbage we call a defense? The score will be 38-17 or something like that. more like 2-3 broncos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 At this point, even God is like, "Whoa, Tim, settle down with all the Jesus stuff. Try going 20 minutes without mentioning Him." I'll be at that game, and in preparation for all the miracles I'll be witnessing, I'll be sure to stock up on the blood of Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Buffalo 3 Denver 16 For God so loved the world... Or Buffalo 6 Denver 66 The first one is more than possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I want us to win 666-0 Its Sunday, after all...a day to play football not be all Jesusy. or 66-6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 The game plan for Denver is simple, give Denver a 20 point lead thus confusing Tebow and eliminating any chance of a Denver comeback!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Everyone going to that game (all 50 of them) should dress as Satan and get in Tebows head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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