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How to win a roster spot on the Bills.


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OFFENSE

1) Have one good year of stats in college.

2) Grow a beard.

3) Generate little or no interest from anyone else.

4) Back up a horrible starter.

 

DEFENSE

1) Have one good year of college stats and/or get cut from another team.

2) Be good at making excuses.

3) Be as fragile as a buttercup.

4) Refuse to finish plays.

 

That pretty much sums it up. Any arguments to the contrary?

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OFFENSE

1) Have one good year of stats in college.

2) Grow a beard.

3) Generate little or no interest from anyone else.

4) Back up a horrible starter.

 

DEFENSE

1) Have one good year of college stats and/or get cut from another team.

2) Be good at making excuses.

3) Be as fragile as a buttercup.

4) Refuse to finish plays.

 

That pretty much sums it up. Any arguments to the contrary?

 

Your douchebaggery would be a lot more tolerable if you were as funny as you think you are.

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OFFENSE

1) Have one good year of stats in college.

2) Grow a beard.

3) Generate little or no interest from anyone else.

4) Back up a horrible starter.

 

DEFENSE

1) Have one good year of college stats and/or get cut from another team.

2) Be good at making excuses.

3) Be as fragile as a buttercup.

4) Refuse to finish plays.

 

That pretty much sums it up. Any arguments to the contrary?

This would be really funny if it was actually funny

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