offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate Edited August 13, 2011 by offyourocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For 7 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Completely unrelated....... but I know i was really excited when I saw Brady week 1 go down for the season with a knee injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate - "Jim Kelly is coming out on the field!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 We have cut or let a starter go to give way to our latest late round gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieG Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 show me the baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills44 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 "Nate Turner had a great offseason. Look for him to be a factor in the passing game this season." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate - We are going to build through the draft. Splashy free agents are not the way to go. Reality: Bills fans become giddy with anticipation and another draft comes and goes without an offensive tackle being taken in the first three rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Juri Santander was left at baggage claim again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_and_ten Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Completely unrelated....... but I know i was really excited when I saw Brady week 1 go down for the season with a knee injury I don't root for injuries, but I do admit it's easy to dislike Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU Serious Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) FREE HOT DOGS TO FIRST FIFTY IN GATE... just pay shipping and handling charges Edited August 13, 2011 by RU Serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 - We are going to build through the draft. Splashy free agents are not the way to go. Reality: Bills fans become giddy with anticipation and another draft comes and goes without an offensive tackle being taken in the first three rounds. I like this one a lot. Well I dont. You know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 What about: Chosen off of the waiver wire... or Signed street free agent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 I don't root for injuries, but I do admit it's easy to dislike Brady. Yeah he sucks but i would trade my life with his in a heart beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I like this one a lot. Well I dont. You know what I mean. Sadly, I, and a lot of other Bills fans, do know what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyHog Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Competition makes us all better. Translation: "We don't have any Franchise guys, so we're looking for a "Diamond-in-the-rough!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieScooby Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Sucking bad helps drive concession sales....you sell more beer when your fans are depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 We like who we have at positions A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z.... REALITY: The players at positions A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z all suck and we [the front office] are too incompetent to find adequate replacements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 - _______ was cut by _______. Let's sign him! (Reality: It's all about Luck.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_and_ten Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 - _______ was cut by _______. Let's sign him! (Reality: It's all about Andrew Luck.) corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in STL Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 1. To many holes, this thing will take time, but we will turn it around. 2. Not gonna make a splash in free agency, gonna build through the draft and keep our own players. 3. The fans are great and deserve better ... I know we have to show you the baby. yada yada yada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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