Captain Caveman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Call me when it's time for the Feats of Strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I know it's kind of tacky to leave holiday decorations up all year long. But leaving the Festivus pole comes in quite handy as the ladies often find another use as a stripper pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 You're a day early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 You're a day early That's the spirit. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 That's the spirit. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought. I take issue with what you say .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. Festivus is my favorite holiday, and eating the ceremonial white pizza is always a wonderful tyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Here is the "official" Festivus site: http://www.festivusweb.com/ And while it's out there, (in my best Frank Costanza voice) I'm having problems with you people and your typos, poor grammar and do something about the God blessed acronyms... WTF... Where's the football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 "Many Christmases ago I went to buy a doll for my son..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!" KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll. FRANK: She was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I have grievance with anyone here who thinks Fitz isn't the answer. *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 It's a Pole (Sung to the tune of 'Let it Snow') Oh the Festivus party is starting, And the guests are now arriving. What is that thing over there? It's a pole! It's a pole! It's a pole! It doesn't require decorating, Because tinsel is way too distracting. It's unadorned and made of aluminum, It's a pole! It's a pole! It's a pole! Finally we air our grievances, There's problems with all you people. But if you really do it right, Somebody will be sobbing tonight. There's still more fun to unfold, Cause it's time to pin the head of the household. The feats of strength will happen now! Move the pole! Move the pole! Move the pole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I find tinsel distracting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 You don't need glasses! You're just weak! WEAK! Happy Festivus everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) I know it's kind of tacky to leave holiday decorations up all year long. But leaving the Festivus pole comes in quite handy as the ladies often find another use as a stripper pole LOL, dev/null, that's my kinda thinking. Make the most of what is at hand. Ladies luv the pole. Edited December 24, 2010 by Pilsner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 You don't need glasses! You're just weak! WEAK! We had some good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 You don't need glasses! You're just weak! WEAK! I'll get the pole out of the crawl-space.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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