SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 When you're in a long checkout line at the supermarket and you leave for a (seemingly) shorter line, that shorter line WILL have an 85 year old woman buying 50 individual cans of cat food, she WILL pay with a check, and the teenage girl employee WILL NOT know how to process the check without help from her manager, who is nowhere in sight. After 10 minutes of waiting, you look over at the initial line and realize you would have been done already. Add your own laws... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Corollary: The lane of traffic moving quickly when you're not in it will invariably grind to a halt once you move into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If you're in line behind me, you're in the wrong line. Move immediately. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If you're in line to buy one quick-pick for tonite's Powerball game, there will inevitably be someone in front of you playing 50 daily numbers. (Interesting thread - so if you tie a piece of toast to a cat's back, buttered side up, then drop the cat from a reasonable, non-injurious height, what happens?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushthePile Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Dunkin Donuts Curse. As you approach a DD for a quick cup, an obnoxious number of cars seem to always come from different directions and beat you to the spot. The move is to then go inside because you only see a couple customers on foot. Only to find that the DD as assigned one employee to the in-store customers and a small army to the drive-thru. You're left waiting in line and watching the cars that were ahead of you go on their merry way. Of course, if you stick to the drive thru line, you can be assured that someone is ordering 3 dozen donuts with specific numbers and varying lattes. Its a no win but that stuff has crack in it or something, so I wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Never underestimate the stupidity of other people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If you're in line to buy one quick-pick for tonite's Powerball game, there will inevitably be someone in front of you playing 50 daily numbers. (Interesting thread - so if you tie a piece of toast to a cat's back, buttered side up, then drop the cat from a reasonable, non-injurious height, what happens?) If you build a website, sooner or later Someone WILL hack it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If you build a website, sooner or later Someone WILL hack it... Did you try clicking on those pictures on the right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Did you try clicking on those pictures on the right? That does not mean they were not hacked perse, but this is just a stupid prank by Stormfront IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 That does not mean they were not hacked perse, but this is just a stupid prank by Stormfront IMO. Ugh, if that's the case, I apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I voted in the poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 No matter what happens, people will find something to complain about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Do not meddle with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 That does not mean they were not hacked perse, but this is just a stupid prank by Stormfront IMO. Yeah it looks like they were hacked. Not all of those guys over at Stormfront are complete morons, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yeah it looks like they were hacked. Not all of those guys over at Stormfront are complete morons, apparently. I could admire the hacker who set up Stormfront to take the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I could admire the hacker who set up Stormfront to take the fall. That would be preferable. However, I haven't seen anything about this in the places that I would normally see people pushing for a hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 That would be preferable. However, I haven't seen anything about this in the places that I would normally see people pushing for a hack. That's what I get for searching news.google.com for news on the withdrawal from Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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