_BiB_ Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. Rummy, Wolfie and the gang aren't going anywhere, so I guess we're screwed this time around. Nothing fun left. Who the F*** wants agriculture or something lame like that. You can't break stuff doing agriculture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. Rummy, Wolfie and the gang aren't going anywhere, so I guess we're screwed this time around. Nothing fun left. Who the F*** wants agriculture or something lame like that. You can't break stuff doing agriculture. 145203[/snapback] Damn. I wasted the last 2 nights designing my new uniform for UoKP&BS (Man does that acronym look good). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Damn. I wasted the last 2 nights designing my new uniform for UoKP&BS (Man does that acronym look good). 145309[/snapback] I ordered a really, really neat sword, too. (two?) Nice acronym, though. Hang onto it for future considerations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. 145203[/snapback] W gave me the call, but negotiations fell thru on the topic of fringe benefits wasn't willing to give up barbara and jenna for loin waxings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 W gave me the call, but negotiations fell thru on the topic of fringe benefits wasn't willing to give up barbara and jenna for loin waxings 145322[/snapback] He was going to let me have the girls, but we had a problem when I asked for a date with his mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. Rummy, Wolfie and the gang aren't going anywhere, so I guess we're screwed this time around. Nothing fun left. Who the F*** wants agriculture or something lame like that. You can't break stuff doing agriculture. 145203[/snapback] As far as I can tell this guy's main credentials include -kissing up to Guiliani -telling people who disagree with him to shut up or "get whacked" (his words) -campaigning for Bush Sounds like a good guy to run a prison but I'm not sure about DHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. Rummy, Wolfie and the gang aren't going anywhere, so I guess we're screwed this time around. Nothing fun left. Who the F*** wants agriculture or something lame like that. You can't break stuff doing agriculture. 145203[/snapback] [Whispering over shoulder] Cancel the order for the Battlestar...we didn't get the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 As one who correctly predicted the election (ALL 50 states) http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...indpost&p=94694, I am going to say that the new director of homeland security will be Asa Hutchinson Book it. (thank god that phrase was retired...) 141877[/snapback] So much for the streak, JimBob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 4, 2004 Author Share Posted December 4, 2004 As far as I can tell this guy's main credentials include -kissing up to Guiliani -telling people who disagree with him to shut up or "get whacked" (his words) -campaigning for Bush Sounds like a good guy to run a prison but I'm not sure about DHS 145342[/snapback] Debbie? Shut up. Were're depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 [Whispering over shoulder] Cancel the order for the Battlestar...we didn't get the job. 145367[/snapback] I was really looking forward to having one of those. You just never know when those pesky cylons are going to pop up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I was really looking forward to having one of those. You just never know when those pesky cylons are going to pop up. 145381[/snapback] We were able to fit one in the budget using the money we saved buying pencils instead of space pens. I was also thinking of having the TSA screeners dress up as Cylons. They would have to utter "at your command" every time someone walked through a metal detector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 So much for the streak, JimBob. smile.gif Yep. Sadly so. I had a feeling it might be this guy, but I just didnt think he had the political clout and experience to hold down such a position. I worry he might be overwhelmed at this job...we shall see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 We were able to fit one in the budget using the money we saved buying pencils instead of space pens. I was also thinking of having the TSA screeners dress up as Cylons. They would have to utter "at your command" every time someone walked through a metal detector. 145390[/snapback] We'd need to figure out a way to use renewable energy for that eye L.E.D, or the greenies would be all over us. Our Duracel budget would be off the charts. Still, I like the idea of you wearing that weird kimono thing with a lava lamp on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 We'd need to figure out a way to use renewable energy for that eye L.E.D, or the greenies would be all over us. Our Duracel budget would be off the charts. Still, I like the idea of you wearing that weird kimono thing with a lava lamp on your head. 145430[/snapback] Nothing shouts for "respect" like silk and lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Debbie? Shut up. Were're depressed. 145380[/snapback] The foie gras round up and testing is still on right? I mean that always helps me when I'm depressed. Of course a bottle of 2001 Sauterne to go along with it always seems to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 4, 2004 Author Share Posted December 4, 2004 The foie gras round up and testing is still on right? I mean that always helps me when I'm depressed. Of course a bottle of 2001 Sauterne to go along with it always seems to help. 145698[/snapback] Works for me. Chef's place at 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 sh--. Damn job got filled. They didn't even call. Rummy, Wolfie and the gang aren't going anywhere, so I guess we're screwed this time around. Nothing fun left. Who the F*** wants agriculture or something lame like that. You can't break stuff doing agriculture. 145203[/snapback] You're really not thinking it through enough. Agriculture = controlling the nations food supply + defending against agricultural bioterrorism. Ergo, not only is there a direct tie-in to DHS (and direct tie-ins always give you some opening to exert leverage), you can threaten to mess with the food supply directly if DHS doesn't do what you tell them... ...not that I'd ever usurp control like that...perish the thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Debbie? Shut up. Were're depressed. 145380[/snapback] And go make us some sandwiches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 He was going to let me have the girls, but we had a problem when I asked for a date with his mom. 145332[/snapback] That's just plain sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Debbie? Shut up. Were're depressed. 145380[/snapback] Oh come on you don't think gov't jobs go to QUALIFIED people do you?! Certainly I'd choose you over this blowhard. If that's any consolation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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