Draft double speak

[Russ 'Em]

I was wondering if this thought occurred to anyone else but me. Is it possible that BudChan and the bills brass are just leading everyone to think that we have serious interest in Tebow so we can weed out the potential partners for trading back into the first round?

[Malazan]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

[NickelCity]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

 

Wow

[WordByrd]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

 

 

I didn't read much of this, but GET A LIFE!

[Homer]

It is double speak..we'll take an OT at nine then trade back in and take McCoy as QB since he is the least talked about QB.

[Thurman#1]

I was wondering if this thought occurred to anyone else but me. Is it possible that BudChan and the bills brass are just leading everyone to think that we have serious interest in Tebow so we can weed out the potential partners for trading back into the first round?

 

 

 

How would this help us to "weed out the potential partners?"

[Steely Dan]

If anything it will make teams trade in front of the Bills to get him. That might be what they want to happen so that a guy they rate highly might slip to them. If another team thinks the Bills interest is serious they probably wouldn't contact them.

[EastRochBillsfan]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

 

where can I get some of what you're smokin?

[Cash]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain...

 

Well done!

[HooperBills]

reading this post was a waste of life

[gizmo6824]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

wow 2! i cant believe i just sat and read all that.

[davefan66]

I think it's all a cleverly disguised ploy to conquer the world. Chan and Buddy (hereafter referred to as Pinky and the brain for legal reasons) have a plan and it is for nothing short of world domination. It all started back in 1972 in a green metallic buick skylark and a man named Vincent Laguardia Gambini. It was a leap year and generally considered a fine, if not spectacular, year by all folks. It was the longest year ever, and a simpler time.

 

Then Pinky and The Brain hatched their scheme to begin world domination in Tokyo. They had a problem though, they needed a boat. They attempted to steal a boat since it had the same name that Pinky used for his shower sponge, The RMS Queen Elizabeth. Unfortunately, it ended up with the boat going down on fire.

 

However, the flames reflecting on Pinky's head gave The Brain an idea. There was only one way to truly conquer the modern world and that was through the Buffalo Bills. So the plot truly began. The Super Bowl was coming up and they only had a little time to get there and ensure that the Dolphins didn't win and the Cowboys managed to dominate the game setting a nmber of records. Oh, but how?

 

The Brain had a plan. So they set off to recruit 70s porn star, Lisa De Leeuw to ensure the outcome of the Super Bowl. Miss De Leeuw was in a quandry as she the male actor for her film wasn't up to the task which prevented her from finishing the movie and going to New Orleans our dynamic duo. Pinky and The Brain knew what they had to do. It turned out to be a boon tot heir cause because all the plugging and filling of holes allowed Pinky to develop a great ways to protect the quarterback and stop large men from filling the wrong holes during the making of the film. That problem solved, they were on their way to fix Super Bowl VI.

 

After arriving in New Orleans, they immediately began brainstorming just how they could stop the impressive running attack of the Miami Dolphins. Even the Doomsday Defense of the Cowboys would have their hands full. They got Lisa De Leeuw going right away with forging tiny little butterflies made out of iron with the blacksmithing skills she picked up from Shirley Chisholm, the first African American Congresswoman. How they met and stopped Shula from using a super secret play from Nixon that would have won the game and allowed the communists to win is a story for another time though.

 

After she had made 138 iron butterflies, the fix was in. It was well known that Larry Csonka and Jim Kiick both loved butterflies, but that the elemental makeup of Iron weakened them. It was their super hero weakness. However, they had only completed 137 butterflies and it was just an hour prior to kickoff. They wouldn't be able to get the butterflies to the stadium in time without some help.

 

Luckily, John Conyers, a time traveling congressman from Detroit (he is also the reason they got Barry Sanders) had heard of the successful foiling of Nixon's plot by our team and had come to help. However, they were stolen by a dastardly villian, but it was ok because with the combined power of John Conyers, Pinky, Lisa Du Leeuw, and The Brain they could chase him down. You can see footage of the chase in the video below:

 

 

So now they were finally ready to release the butterflies throughout the stadium. They climbed up to the highest point in the stadium and threw open the sack. Unfortunately, Iron at that time was not lighter than air and they just sort of fell out slightly injuring the toe of a guy selling cotton candy. Luckily, that Dolphins team sucked and lost anyway setting up the Dallas franchise to eventually beat the Bills in two SuperBowls ushering in an era of futility and think that Barry Switzer could coach giving Pinky the perfect opportunity to coach the Cowboys. His stint with the Cowboys setup his eventual freedom from coaching to become the head coach of the Bills after they were infiltrated by Scout/Part Time Ninja/Taco Salesman, The Brain.

 

The next step is actually to draft, Eric Berry, then announce Dick Jauron has purchased the team and will be making all Football decisions and playing quarterback. It's a short step from there to ruling the world. So you're right on in your assessment that the interest in Tebow is just a ploy. You just didn't take the theory far enough!

 

Put the pipe down and walk away...

[Russ 'Em]

What this story isn't true?