tennesseeboy Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Deliverance? Yeah...if you're into that kind of thing.. Actually when I moved here I was going through a divorce and needed to be alone so I rented a cabin in the mountatins to be alone and think. One day a beat up old truck came up my road and out came the biggest fattest ol boy you ever saw. Overalls, corncob pipe, unshaven, teeth missing and smelled like hell. "Welcome neighbor, want to invite you to a party over at my place on Saturday night." I was inclined to say no, as I wasn't in a partying mood. The guy then said."It will be a great to do...drinkin, eatin, gamblin, dancing, fighting and fyckin all night long." I was somewhat intrigued so I said "OK..what should I wear?" He says..."Doesn't matter...it'll be just you and me!"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Tiger's biggest fan in Oregon does not like this at all. Lana - Shouldn't you just move in with aj and get it over with? Fer cryin' out loud this Jim/Pam thing has gone on long enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Come on down here to SoFla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yeah...if you're into that kind of thing.. Actually when I moved here I was going through a divorce and needed to be alone so I rented a cabin in the mountatins to be alone and think. One day a beat up old truck came up my road and out came the biggest fattest ol boy you ever saw. Overalls, corncob pipe, unshaven, teeth missing and smelled like hell. "Welcome neighbor, want to invite you to a party over at my place on Saturday night." I was inclined to say no, as I wasn't in a partying mood. The guy then said."It will be a great to do...drinkin, eatin, gamblin, dancing, fighting and fyckin all night long." I was somewhat intrigued so I said "OK..what should I wear?" He says..."Doesn't matter...it'll be just you and me!"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 If it weren't for the weather, I'd be interested. I'm looking for a state with MORE sunshine. Well then, you've got about 47 to choose from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yeah...if you're into that kind of thing.. Actually when I moved here I was going through a divorce and needed to be alone so I rented a cabin in the mountatins to be alone and think. One day a beat up old truck came up my road and out came the biggest fattest ol boy you ever saw. Overalls, corncob pipe, unshaven, teeth missing and smelled like hell. "Welcome neighbor, want to invite you to a party over at my place on Saturday night." I was inclined to say no, as I wasn't in a partying mood. The guy then said."It will be a great to do...drinkin, eatin, gamblin, dancing, fighting and fyckin all night long." I was somewhat intrigued so I said "OK..what should I wear?" He says..."Doesn't matter...it'll be just you and me!"> So what did you wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Come on down here to SoFla... I'm tossing around this idea myself actually... In the Naples/Fort Myers area. Any idea how the economic outlook is in that area right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jangalang Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yeah...if you're into that kind of thing.. Actually when I moved here I was going through a divorce and needed to be alone so I rented a cabin in the mountatins to be alone and think. One day a beat up old truck came up my road and out came the biggest fattest ol boy you ever saw. Overalls, corncob pipe, unshaven, teeth missing and smelled like hell. "Welcome neighbor, want to invite you to a party over at my place on Saturday night." I was inclined to say no, as I wasn't in a partying mood. The guy then said."It will be a great to do...drinkin, eatin, gamblin, dancing, fighting and fyckin all night long." I was somewhat intrigued so I said "OK..what should I wear?" He says..."Doesn't matter...it'll be just you and me!"> BWAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 Thanks everyone for your input. This has been very helpful. I will take them into consideration. I've been toying with the idea of moving somewhere else for years. Maybe it is finally time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Thanks everyone for your input. This has been very helpful. I will take them into consideration. I've been toying with the idea of moving somewhere else for years. Maybe it is finally time! You should move to California for a year. You can enjoy beautiful weather for a year before you go screaming back to the lower taxes of Oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Stay away from PA as if your life depended on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 You should move to California for a year. You can enjoy beautiful weather for a year before you go screaming back to the lower taxes of Oregon. Actually, I'd probably move back to a State where I felt my votes make a difference. Are there any left out there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Actually, I'd probably move back to a State where I felt my votes make a difference. Are there any left out there?? oh yeah...and NH unless you're going to come here and vote for democrats and high taxes...those are the only dickwads that want to implement a sales tax and income tax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Tiger's biggest fan in Oregon does not like this at all. Lana - Shouldn't you just move in with aj and get it over with? Fer cryin' out loud this Jim/Pam thing has gone on long enough! Dude, I just can't handle all that gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Dude, I just can't handle all that gas! http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html We can now pronounce you husband and wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 Dude, I just can't handle all that gas! Oh please, my gas is from non-protein sources...so less smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 oh yeah...and NH unless you're going to come here and vote for democrats and high taxes...those are the only dickwads that want to implement a sales tax and income tax... Hell no! The dems are what's ruining this state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Hell no! The dems are what's ruining this state. seriously check out NH then. we're the only state in the northeast that could go either way during elections and actually mean it when we say that we value our "live free or die" motto...something I can't say about our neighbors in Massachusetts, VT or Maine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Stay away from PA as if your life depended on it. depends on where in PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 seriously check out NH then. we're the only state in the northeast that could go either way during elections and actually mean it when we say that we value our "live free or die" motto...something I can't say about our neighbors in Massachusetts, VT or Maine Thanks, I will do that. When is the best time to visit NH? My relatives in Boston are dying for me to come visit them so I think I'm going to plan a trip out there soon and visit some other places while I'm out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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