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residents at an old folks home, who say his belly shakes like pudding, which makes them reminisce about

which is another way of saying all the foolish things DCTom does, such as

the best little whorehouse in Texas, where CowgirlsFan

for which in appreciation Mario Williams gave Beerball

Was hoping Subban wouldn't get picked, I don't like how he plays. Takes cheap shots at players but won't drop the gloves. Would have liked St Louis on the team, probably last chance.

his skin is almost as thin as the nightie he wears when

Cripes, the press conference to announce the Canadian team started at 10:30, and it's 11:15 and they still haven't announced it. Just blah-blah speeches by people nobody cares about. And then they have to do it in French too. Talk about overkill.

had Beerball as his holder

I don't think the Americans will be strong enough on defense to compete for gold. I predict a Canada-Russia final, where I hope the Russians win and send Canadians into mass panic.

and Colts, like Andrew Luck, who was lucky the Colts picked him, because if the Bills had that 1st pick they probably would have taken

Azalin's former life as a

mead107 for his coffee enemas after his doctor told him it would cure him of his

kiln-fired pottery while dreaming of being held by Patrick Swayze like in Ghost, millbank proceeded to

So does the movie Office Space, which also came out in 1999.

Jeff Tuel agrees with you.

not ask them to keep them there, as did millbank when he

the next season off so EJ doesn't get hurt, and instead the Ralph will host games of

Belichick hoodie and Rex Ryan footies while staring at his Dan Marino poster and singing

and sitting ass-naked on a block of ice until his innerds freeze up like

I wonder how Alex Smith would have done as the Bills starter with EJ as backup. He's looking smooth today.

Get her a Vanek or Pomminville jersey from the Sabres store, they're on sale.

Some of you think because the Bills missed on Hardy that they shouldn't draft another big receiver. Watkins may be better than Evans, but he wouldn't be better for the Bills given their less than accurate QB. It's not like they have Luck. If they did, then I could see picking Watkins. But they don't. I don't even think they should pick any WR 1st, I'd rather get a LB. But if they do, it should be a big WR or top TE, something they don't currently have.

for smuggling buckeyes in his shorts into jail after Beerball was arrested for

they shived him like a mofo, took his wallet, and

I've never understood why people think Roberts is pretty. I think she has a bit of a horse face, like Sarah Jessica Parker. It makes her romantic movies with good looking co-stars less believable.