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Houston 23-19

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Show a little faith there's magic in the night You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright Oh and that's alright with me Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection Send my credentials to the House of Detention I got some friends inside

After seeing the movie Hostel, I would never trust a hot European chick.

Bills water: As clear as the need for a new coach. Mix with Kool Aid to make Ray Rice punch. Endorsed by Adrian Peterson as his choice for water boarding.

I think you're confused, that's not what women mean when they say, "F'n Gugny!".

When it comes to QB ratings, do longer passes get more ratings points than 2 yard dump offs, or are they all rated the same?

I've been thinking the same. Not that Sammy is bad, but perhaps a 6'5" target would have been better suited given EJ's accuracy issues. Plus they could have traded DOWN, picked up another pick, AND kept next year's first.

EJ was 7 of 21 on throws to WRs. He can't make the downfield throws.

There's a Sabres game on tv in an hour.

JJ Watts can't wait to welcome the Bills OL to Houston.

They should, cuz it really stinks.

Ohh, I forgot who was throwing.

Be daring, try play action to Sammy.

These downfield throws aren't even close.

EJ jumped up as the guys coming towards him, ref needs to use desecration.

Weak call.

Let's see if EJ can handle some adversity.

Spiller doesn't get free without the hold.

The SD tight ends

Looked like helmet to helmet hit on Brown.

Just takes a couple seconds to set the trap, put a chestnut or grape in, and a few minutes to drive to the woods. It cost around $25.

You could buy an animal trap. We've had chipmunks living under our stone patio steps, and they've even climbed into the house wall. I didn't want to kill them, so I bought a small animal trap and put some feed inside. It's like a cage with doors on both ends, and when the lever in the middle is stepped on, both doors shut. I've caught 8 chipmunks this summer, which are then driven a few miles away to the same wooded area where I release them so hopefully they find each other. As soon as I open the door they run into the woods. And don't tell me about the laws, I'm taking them to an area away from houses and not killing them. There are large versions of these traps also for sale at Home Depot.