Jerry Jabber

Thanks! I tried to make it as accurate as possible.

I'd rather take a coach that had previous head coaching experience and was fairly successful, compared to the coordinators we had as HC and skeletor who had 1 good season as HC. I would welcome Schottenheimer, Mariucci or Cowher.

http://blogs.buffalobills.com/2008/12/17/e...text-to-jauron/

I like Greer but I doubt he'll get resigned by us. Ralph doesn't shell out big bucks to CB's so I doubt Greer will be on the team next year.

That put a bright spot in my day. Thank God that Loseman has taken his last snap as a Bill.

Hey JP, while you're at it, can you come over my house and help me on garbage days?

I hear ya on that.

From Chris Brown (buffalobills.com): http://blogs.buffalobills.com/2008/12/17/h...ckup-this-week/

That's a good one! Regardless if he steals other peoples material, he was a cool guy to meet and thanked me for my service to our country (was on active duty in the Marines at that time).

I'd love to see us sign Haynesworth & Peppers. That would be a monster line: Peppers, Stroud, Haynesworth & Schobel. Doubt it would happen, but would be great if it did.

No more drafting WR's, if we're gonna bring in a WR we should go after T.J. Houshmanilli (championship) or Greg Jennings. Wr's take anywhere from 2-4 years to develop. Our pass rush is a joke, we need an impact DE, hopefully we can get one in the 1st round or via FA. It's too early to give up on Edwards, so we should bring in a veteran backup QB. Offensive needs: WR, TE, C, backup QB Defensive needs: DE, LB, S

He means he had a season ticket for the Rogers Centre not the Ralph

When Losman fumbled the tire iron, he ended up tripping over it which led to Ellis being able to runaway with the tire.

Jauron is a character, Skeletor from the He-Man cartoons. Lynch is the Predator (Predator movies) Edwards is Mr. Glass (from Unbreakable) Walker is Jabba the Hut

I remember back in the mid 90's when Shredd & Ragan (from 103.3 The Foxx/Edge) would have a contest called "Don't Be A Dick". They would call random people in the phonebook with the name Richard and ask to speak to their wife (or ask them) what do you call your husband, "Richard" "Rich" or "Dick". If it was anything else besides "Dick" that person won a prize, but if that person said "Dick" then they would lose and Shredd & Ragan would say "thanks for playing Don't be a Dick". Too bad they couldn't do a spinoff of that now with Dick Jauron.

I agree. Ralph's worst mistake was letting Polian go.

All comedians rip off of some other comedian in history. Yes, Joe Rogan would kick Mencia's ass, but Rogan doesn't have his own TV show does he?

You're very accurate about the details. If you scroll down on the synopsis of the police report, you'll see that Losman had the wagon up on a jackstand and was attempting to put on a new spare when the tire iron slipped out of his hand causing the wheel to come off and be stolen by Jets defender Ellis who needed a new tire.

If Loseman starts, I'll DVR the game and wait until I see the final score on Monday to determine if I'll watch the game or delete it. Most likely if Loseman starts, I'll delete it as he will lose the game again for us.

I met Carlos Mencia a couple of years ago, he was really cool.

Wish Ralph would try bringing in Schottenheimer as VP.

In the words of Carlos Mencia "DEE, DE DEE!!!"

I think most of us were scratching our heads wondering why we drafted Whitner over Ngata. It was painfully obvious at the time we needed a DT. And yes, the draft is a crap shoot, nobody is going to get it right all the time. We've had terrible coaches since Levy retired as coach and I doubt that will change as long as Ralph is still the owner.

Maybe Laurinatis needs to get his dad, Road Warrior Animal to help him knock out the offensive linemen.