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OP Here's your award!

I understand the NFL wants Young Offensive minds point, but I give you Lovie Smith and his 3rd attempt at head coaching in NFL.

The mind is so funny.

The phone rings and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line. How may I help you?" The caller says: "Hi! My name is Steve and I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me." "What made you suspect that?" asks the Helpline man. "The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Well, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her undies out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

Great job as always. It was almost another perfect game. Hopefully we get healthy quickly. The Ravens Fish write up was an added bonus! The Dolphins were gifted quite a few long plays on blown or terrible coverage. Sunday can't get here fast enough.

You should have posted this in the "quick laugh to get by" thread.

Grandmas are awesome.

OP nice right up. Baltimore also lost one of their top CBs for the year. Dolphins might have a chance next week. When it happened I thought Najee might be out for quite a while, guess they're saying it's not that bad.

Dogs and Chess!!!

Less clothes in general works for me.

Great write up. This is going to be an amazing year! Keep these coming Virgil.

I think someone just got added to my ignore list....

Phillips with that spin move gets one for that play alone. Hell of game sir.

@cwater10 "But I am starting to arrive at a point where I feel considerably more clearheaded than I did initially. I don't know where the line in the sand is for me, in terms of trusting what I see and feel, but I do know that I sense clarity returning". This is the fog lifting, It is part of the process. Since you aren't really attached to Florida, maybe moving isn't the worst idea. Maybe rent for a bit to see if you like it and keep your options open... Good luck in your journey.