Things Whaley will say on his next interview for a job in this league:
1. "That was Marrone's fault, and I didn't hire him."
2. "That was Rex's fault, and I didn't hire him."
3. "That was McDermott's fault, and I didn't hire him."
4. "That was Nix's fault, I didn't draft him,"
5. "That was Overdorf's fault, I didn't extend him."
6. "That was Brandon's fault, clearly a marketing move."
7. "That was Pegula's fault, I was overruled."
8. "That was Ralph's fault, he was too cheap"
9. "Kevin Colbert is my reference, he can vouch for the quality of my work."