Come on man, I risk my life everyday, driving 15 minutes to work, typing and talking on a phone all day, then getting home logging on to twitter, facebook and twobillsdrive. Then its time for porn. I'm practically making myself go blind and giving myself the hairiest palms. I'm literally killing myself. Plus I'm getting fatter and cholesterol is high, I RISK MY LIFE EVERYDAY and you don't hear me bitching about it.
Oh well time for a smoke and some pharmecuticals.