Southern McButterpants.

Reminds me of the old joke about the man who gets caught in a flood. As he climbs out on to the roof of his house, he begins to pray to God to rescue him from this situation. Another man in a rowboat comes by and says, "Hey, get in my boat or you're going to drown." The prayerful man on the house replies, "No thanks. God will rescue me." A short while later, the water is still rising and the water is up to the man's shoulder's. A helicopter buzzes over him, and a Coast Guard officer yells out, "Grab the rope or you will drown." The prayerful man replies, "Go save others. God will rescue me." Shortly thereafter, the water level rises to above the man's head. He treads water for a while, but eventually tires, and tragically drowns. When he arrives at the pearly gates, he angrily asks God, "Why didn't you save me?! I put all my faith in you!" God replies, "What do want? I sent a boat, a helicopter . . . "

Good for her. What a P.O.S. business to sell her the package and then tell her she can't use any of the beds.

1. Fantastic Voyage 2. Das Boot

Bump . . . Great day to be a Rush fan.

+1 for the Heavy Metal Soundtrack.

With C cups or better (and gentlemen prefer blondes).

How did we get 3 pages in without a mention of Lofa Tatupu?

Think strategically, not tactically. Find out what your bosses need from your team and put your people in position to achieve that. You're not a salesperson anymore. Don't think like one, and absolutely don't do the work of one.

Got a little misty watching this. Sick kids just tug at any parent's heart . Godspeed Avenger. Prayers for good health.

I say this with a staunch record of heterosexuality (not that there's anything wrong with that). I regularly listen to the Grease soundtrack. i sing along in the car, and Greased Lightning is a regular on my my jogging mix.

In the immortal words of Doug Heffernan, "Aw, boo."

Unreal that some people are offended by this . . . re-diculous.

He's gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .)

Tough 2nd Rounders today: Solo vs. Obi-Wan Vader vs. Maul

Bossk all the way. Jango was a douche.

Wow, Yoda won in a blowout. Thought Mace Windu would have done better than 13%!

Interesting that most of the comments on the site miss the central premise of the Fermi paradox: That the galaxy is sufficiently old enough to harbor intelligent life on a massive scale. Good read. . .thanks for sharing.

My son showed this to me yesterday. Every 9/11 Truther should watch this . . .

In a layby . . .

I voted for Han Solo and Darth Vader . . . Sucks that Round 2 looks like Vader vs. Darth Maul...

I've taken this numerous times and I am an ENTJ. Jboys is absolutely correct. I'm rare and a legend in my own mind.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The horror.... Actually, I would love for him to be on DWTS, since I don't watch that.

Fail. No. Ha,ha. That is NOT a spot on analogy. And yes, I'm too lazy to spell it out for you. If you can't see it, there's no amount of 'splainin that I can do to make it clear.

Let's all agree to keep the Hantz family off of television going forward. Russell was entertaining the first time out, but since then, they've proven to be hormone addled wackos.

I thought it was Steak and BJ day??