Steely Dan

But what if the Pets* field an Army of Darkness!!!

How can you tell the difference between a sweaty fat roll and um, uh...well you know. This is freaking disgusting, if people really pay to watch this then I have a dozen ideas I could put up on the internet if I could stomach them. To fund her family — and her quest to reach 1,000 pounds — Simpson runs her own Web site where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body

This should help you with your banal problem; http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/232186..._78c2980316.jpg

What they said. But neither made the playoffs this year. What's the point? If you want the Bills to be one year wonders then beg them to sign FA's out the yingyang. I'd prefer a multi-year competitive team.

Do you really need to remind yourself of that? Don't you trust what you see in the mirror?

No, I'm basing it on things I've read about him. Just because a guy can make sacks like this; http://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=gxNvw_OS...feature=related It doesn't mean he's going to keep his weight in control and be a decent NFL player.

Reminds me more of Mrs. Howell.

Oh, good. Now I don't have to feel bad about my heinous joke.

That's awesome. I'm so glad he did that for you. I haven't heard too much about him as far as off field things go it's nice to see he's a good guy. What he said! This stuff doesn't change my opinion of him as a player. I still question his commitment to the game. I'm sorry, I am not making light of your uncles situation but if I don't post this joke (I thought it up myself. ) I'll bust. Cody has also helped hundreds of kids in Haiti by donating half his lunch every Monday. Sorry, you may now return to your regularly scheduled thread.

HEY!! my friend Steerball is NOT, I repeat NOT a loser!! Oh wait, yes he is, sorry.

Factoid; There hasn't been a white tailback taken in the first round since 1974, John Cappelletti. (Heisman Trophy winner out of Penn State) If Toby Gerhart is taken in the first round this year he'll be the first since then. (Source: March 15th 2010 TSN pg. 49) ETA: If Marshawn was white he'd spend a lot of time in a tanning booth!

Nice try but I aint buyin it chumpy.

They will only go into camp with four QB's, IIRC, because more than four doesn't give the QB's enough reps. So I think they're going to stay with what they have right now and draft a QB or they will cut one QB and bring in a guy to fight for a backup spot and still draft a QB. They aren't going to get a Brady Quinn or Chris Simms type QB. They already have those kinda guys on the roster. If they don't draft a QB this year they'll probably take one next year unless TE or RF really blossom under Gailey's tutelage. So don't get your panties in a bunch just because the Bills haven't made a move for a questionable QB.

I wonder if she works here? NSFW

The case is the talk of residents of this largely upscale community. Most dispute claims of one TV station that prostitution “is alive and well in East Aurora.” “That’s hogwash,” said Patrick F. McDonnell, village trustee. “It’s not a joke, but people are just kind of laughing it off. I think people see through it. “It’s an unusual circumstance. It’s an abnormality in East Aurora.” Trustee Allan A. Kasprzak, who is also a Buffalo police officer, agreed and offered a personal perspective. “I was just out walking the dog,” Kasprzak said. “I haven’t seen one lady of the night.” I wonder how hard he was looking? “I’m 100 percent convinced we have one of the best police departments in Western New York. They jumped right on this tip and took care of the problem,” Biggs said.

CPS needs to take her child away. There is no way she can effectively mother at that weight and she's only trying to make it worse.

Who's Nan? I took you out of it in 5 minutes!

A small part of me wants to see her have a heart attack within the next month. What a stupid thing to do. ETA: I wonder if Phillipe posts here.

Carol Leifer was the absolutely wrong choice to be fired. She put out all 300 flyers and the team even said the problem was their long line. She then went in and busted her butt to serve. She didn't bring in a lot of money but this is one task. She would be so valuable in future tasks. Cyndi should have gone or the girl who brought in the least money. I can't believe they all threw Carol under the bus. One thing that really bothered me was the excuses of well she or he isn't in New York right now. Well then have them wire the money to a friend and tell that friend you'll be buying them lunch for charity. You can't tell me that Jerry Seinfeld, Rosie O'Donnell or any of the other extremely wealthy people the team members know couldn't have wired $100,000 to a trusted friend to drop off for charity. If I was Cyndi Lauper I would have called Rosie and said this is your big chance to make Trump look like a bad guy for insulting you. If you come up with $100,000 it will look very good for our team and when we tell Donald that you were the one to pony up $100,000 he'll have say something nice about you. JMO If the men had lost Blago would have been fired. He's only using this show as a way to repeat, over and over and over and over, "I'm innocent." The funny thing is, to me, that it's not helping him out it's hurting him. If he would have come on and been a regular guy and only said things, when the subject was brought up, like we'll find out during the trial that they're mistaken. He'd look a lot better, but the slimy politician in him doesn't see that. JMO

What he said.

Who do you see in FA, at any position, that is on par with Warner, Romo or Brees? Signing FA's for the sake of signing someone is an absurd way to run a railroad. If the Bills suck this year, but then are very competitive for the next three, I'll be glad they didn't sign a lot of scrubeenies this offseason. To say the team is going to suck two weeks into FA and before the draft is a little silly, IMO. I trust Nix's instincts on these things. If you want to use the argument that Pioli has built teams in the past, so has Nix. There isn't one way to build a team. JMO

And how long has this front office been in place?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y The mere fact that you looked that up leads me to believe that there is something wrong with you. Just sayin. That comment stinks. LOL!! You slew me!! Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Jules: What? Vincent: Mayonnaise. Jules: Goddamn. Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They drown 'em in that .