Steely Dan

There's a link to this story on that site too. Five people shot in the Tenderloin, one dead Owwww! in the Tenderloin! That's gotta hurt!!

Definitely, especially when they've been injured recently. Too true!

I doubt he's Pre-Menstrual you jack-ass!

What they said.

Hairy Cell Leukemia!! Are you Italian?? No offense Dante but you're a lucky man. When people told me I was a lucky man for my mini stroke it sounded kinda crazy but they're right. They found this hairy problem of yours early and it's 95% curable. Don't let these morose jack assess get you down. It isn't time for a pity party it's time to go to work on this and the most important thing is to keep your spirits up and keep laughing. When it comes to cancers laughter is the best cure. Imagine Beerball in his underwear. OOps! Bad example. If you have a DVD of the Giants/Pets* Super Bowl watch that and keep rewinding and watching the part where Bellysick storms off the field in a hissy fit! That'll tickle anyone but a Pets* fan's funny bone! I had a bone marrow biopsy too and man those hurt like on a hot plate. For me I had to lie on my stomach while they stuck a huge needle into the bone just above my ass! Not something I'd want anyone to have to go through. Not even a Pets* or Poorpiss fan! Is that how they did it for you? I found out through that though that I'm big boned and not just a fat ass! You're gonna be fine no more and a lot more . Learn to cherish this time. People are going to treat you like you're the King of the world. Milk it. After you're cured you'll be right back to being the same jack ass they always thought you were. Especially use it on the wife for ummmmmm.... well you know. So I have a ton of sympathy for you dude but not a speck of pity. After all this is being written bye a guy who had skull surgery at age 8, Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma since age 39, a seizure disorder his whole life and a mini stroke recently. Believe me, I'm a wimp and if I can get through all of that crap you can easily beat this. When you go for chemo treatments take a funny book, I liked the Darwin Awards books and the David Letterman top ten books. They're easy to put down if you have to because they aren't novels. If you have a laptop that plays DVD's get some very funny DVD's and play them while getting your chemo treatments. If you have headphones it might be a good idea to take those too. Hopefully, the nurses at your treatment center will be as great as mine were. They always kept our spirits up and laughing! If they don't do that where you go then do it yourself. Also, don't be afraid to pick up Mary Jane. She'll make you feel a lot better after the chemo treatments, not that I'd know that for sure. Good luck dude! You only need 5% with this crapola!

Obviously, we are much more cynical about the teams ability to win than the players are and an enthusiastic group of players on the brink may be more attractive to him. The other question is would you rather play for Bellysick or Jauron? Since Stroud is a good friend of his he probably feels he can trust his assessment of the team and I'm sure even before this they've talked about Stroud's time in Buffalo. It's not as cut and dried as people think.

So do you or don't you think it would be a dumb idea to sign Haynesworth to the contract he wants or not?

I'm not sure I want to know about that.

I know some people will call Ralph cheap for not signing him to a similar contract but, stupid contracts are stupid contracts and in no way reflect on Raph's willingness to pay FA's. Willingness to spend and willingness to spend stupidly are two very different things.

Hey Beerball how much life insurance do you have?

In case you didn't know Louis C.K. was a writer for David Letterman for awhile.

JACK ASS!!

Good job with BBBS So where are they gonna go to see pro-football?

You ASS!

:flip off:

Thanks D-Wad!! I'm jonesing for pancakes right now really bad!!!!!

B.J. Raji, DT * Height: 6'2" * Weight: 337 * College: Boston College * Conference: ACC * Hometown: Washington Twp., NJ * High School: Westwood Regional Overview Built like a Coke machine and almost as difficult to move, Raji's dominant strength inside makes him the elite run-stuffer of the 2009 draft. An immediate standout for the Eagles, Raji worked his way into the rotation as a true freshman and started 38 of his final 40 games. A second-team All-ACC selection in 2006, Raji was expected to be the dominant cog in the BC defensive line in '07, but didn't fulfill his academic obligations and missed the Eagles' magical season. The increased expectations that came with his return to the field in 2008 didn't slow Raji at all. In fact, despite constant double-team attention, Raji emerged as arguably the most dominant defensive lineman in the country, registering 42 tackles, 16 tackles for loss and eight sacks. An even more dominant performance throughout the week of practice at the Senior Bowl made Raji a top-10 player on some boards. High School Earned All-State, All-North Jersey and All-County honors as a senior at Westwood Regional High School ... Was a two-time All-Bergen County Scholastic League choice ... Was a three-year starter ... Played on both the offensive and defensive lines ... Recorded 75 tackles, 7.5 sacks and four forced fumbles in 2003 ... Played for head coach Joe Gambardella ... Was selected to play in the 2004 Governor's Bowl, which pits the top high-school seniors in New Jersey against their New York counterparts ... Played on Westwood's basketball team as a freshman and sophomore. Analysis Positives: Flashes rare burst off the snap for a man his size and can penetrate into the backfield and disrupt the play without necessarily making the tackle. ... Good strength and mass at the point of attack to create a pile. ... Good short-area lateral quickness. ... Experienced. Missed the 2007 season due to academics, but leaves BC with 38 career starts. ... Locates the ball quickly and works to make the play. ... At his best lining up at the nose, though he flashes the initial burst off the snap to be effective as the under-tackle in the 4-3 alignment. ... Strong enough to pull down ballcarriers with just his arms. ... Arguably the single-most dominant player during the week of practice at the Senior Bowl. Negatives: Marginal height for the position. ... Only adequate to shed blocks due to his short arms and lack of sustained quickness. ... Rare quickness in confined space, but lacks the speed to sustain and struggles to make an impact outside of the guard box. ... Flashes the burst off the snap for the three-technique (under tackle in the 4-3 alignment), but is only a marginal pass rusher. ... Relies on his initial burst off the snap and an occasional spin move to pressure. ... Reliable tackler, but lacks the balance and lateral quickness to break down and make the tackle in space. ... Most effective when operating as part of a rotation. ... Maturity is a concern. ... Has struggled with his weight, playing in 2006 at more than 350 pounds. ... Was suspended for the first half of the Clemson game in 2006 for throwing a punch at a Central Michigan player. ... Missed the entire 2007 season due to academics. Everything sounds great except for his academics in 2007. It's either because he was lazy or not smart enough. Either of those don't speak well of him.

Brian Cushing, ILB * Height: 6'3" * Weight: 243 * College: Southern Cal * Conference: Pac 10 * Hometown: Park Ridge, NJ * High School: Bergen Catholic Overview While teammate Rey Maualuga generated most of the headlines over their respective careers, it could be the versatile Cushing who enjoys the last laugh come draft day. While he has struggled with durability at times, Cushing held up in 2008, starting all 13 games for the Trojans and earning second-team AP All-American accolades despite rather pedestrian statistics (73 tackles, 10.5 tackles for loss, 3.0 sacks). NFL scouts don't admire Cushing for his statistics, but for his versatility. Athletic and instinctive enough to star at linebacker and yet big and strong enough to compete at defensive end -- as he did in starting 13 games at the position in 2006 when injuries forced the Trojans to be creative -- Cushing is arguably the draft's most versatile defender. Cautious teams will certainly look into Cushing's previous struggles with durability, but his upside might be too much to allow him to get out of the top 20 come draft day. High School Among his 2004 honors were Parade All-American, USA Today All-USA first team, Super Prep Elite 50, Prep Star Top 100 Dream Team, Student Sports Top 100, Rivals 100, Super Prep All-American, Prep Star All-American, Tom Lemming All-American, Scout.com All-American first team, EA Sports All-American second team, Super Prep All-Northeast Defensive Player of the Year, Prep Star All-East and All-State Defensive Player of the Year as a senior linebacker, running back and tight end at Bergen Catholic High in Oradell, N.J. ... Had 120 tackles, 11 tackles for loss, 10 sacks and seven interceptions on offense in 2004, plus 475 rushing yards with 10 TDs and 13 receptions for 456 yards (35.1 avg.) with 7 TDs and a kickoff return for a score ... Did all that despite missing three games with an ankle sprain ... As a junior in 2003, he made Student Sports Junior All-American, All-State first team and All-Bergen County Defensive Player of the Year while posting 120 tackles, 22 tackles for loss, 9 sacks and 7 interceptions. Analysis Positives: Physical prototype with a combination of excellent size and overall athleticism for the position. Versatile. Signed with USC as a potential strong safety candidate, but has played defensive end, strong-side linebacker and even middle linebacker. Physical and intense. Big hitter who looks to intimidate opponents with his physicality in every phase of the game. Attacks blocks aggressively and flashes not only explosiveness but ferocity as a tackler. Good straight-line speed. Good flexibility to turn and run with tight ends and backs in coverage. Reads the quarterback well and can break on the ball. Productive pass rusher who is equally effective as an end and blitzing linebacker. Immediate standout performer who started for USC as a freshman. Negatives: Has struggled with injuries throughout his career, missing five games due to a shoulder separation in 2005 and three games in 2007 due to a high ankle sprain, as well as undergoing surgery after the 2006 (shoulder) and 2007 (knee) spring practices. Relies on his athletic ability rather than his upper body strength to defeat blocks too often. Can overrun the play and allow for cutback opportunities. Mistakes often covered up by the surrounding talent at USC. Sounds great but the injuries give me a little concern. He made it through 2008 unscathed so maybe they don't mean much.

No like thread then leave BM cause you're full of She's not her sister Mr. Know it all! It's her cousin. Man that was a sheep shot. I only added Kardashian because I mentioned the other apprentice chicks too! I didn't go as low as Melissa Rivers.

Are you sure you don't mean Oscar Madison's kid?

Cologne and Hamburg? Sounds like barbecue at Calvin Klein's. Believe it or not I actually had a job as a tailpipe on a city bus for awhile. I quit because everyday I'd come home exhausted. I have a yen to add you to my ignore list for that bomb of a joke. Got everything right except the year and a Japanese signature. If that's true then why are we Bills fans?

As long as it's fair pay for production then cool. They did ok with Corner it seems.

The Tops thingy isn't on the uniform patch but maybe it would get JJ to STFU.

Ok, back on topic. I don't see what Buffalo could see in Washington to make them believe he will contribute more to the team than any of the wide receivers on the roster now.They just re-signed Jenkins and Washington's receiving stats are deplorable. Maybe he's a great STer.