Steely Dan

Gentleman's bet. Richards before Ozzy! (extends hand) Personally, I thought that philosophy was full of Betty White.

It looks like heart disease was the culprit. Linky Mays died Sunday at his home near Tampa, Florida. The Hillsborough County medical examiner Dr. Vernard Adams said Monday that Mays had heart disease. Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, released this statement Monday: "While it provides some closure to learn that heart disease took Billy from us, it certainly doesn't ease the enormous void that his death has created in our lives."

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Thanks, Efferdently you and Deerball have a lot of time on your hands.

Please donate to the cause. All it takes is a minute of your time. Show she's a lot more important than Billy Mays. For God's sake help!

I'm giving 10-1 odds on Keith Richards!

Nice writeup, thanks! It was definitely the right decision for the Texans and time has justified the decision. I wouldn't say #3 but #2. Bush has not played every game in a season yet so comparison is hard to do but here are Bush's stats. Here are Fred Jackson's stats. Jackson has a .6 advantage in average rushing per attempt average and a .1 advantage in avg. reception. When strength of QB that each player has been playing with the advantage has to go to Jackson, IMO, and I don't think that's a homer opinion. One a #2 overall pick the other a UFA.

You muff be kidding me about that. If I wasn't hiding behind the green door I'd give you a piece of my mind, but right now I'm getting a piece of something else.

Thanks guys we have to get her post count up. Many say MJ was a musical genius and he was. Marilyn was a ing genius and she was. What's more important? 'Nuff said.

I am bumping this thread because Deerball's latest thread count for the dead showed that Marilyn only received 22 posts and I'm very disappointed in that response. For someone who entertained so many of us so well she deserves better. BTW, will her picture show up on next years Oscar broadcast?

BA DUM BUM Ptsch!

Fred Travelina is a (-Z) list celebrity. I'm not sure you could call him a celebrity at all.

you poor kid stuck in Jests land.

Mmmmm! Tomato cake!!

Part of it is a person so stupid they can't figure out what fuktard means. Who'd think a former Poorpiss would be so wise?

Deerball has way too much time on his hands.

Almost everything he does is great. His books are funny as hell too. I love the line from Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex; Sperm #1: I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling. Agreed! [Zelig thinks he's a psychiatrist.] Leonard Zelig: I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women. _________________________________________________ The Narrator: The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and an Indian, saw him as a triple threat. _________________________________________________ Wrist Victim: He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.

It means that you're an idiot.

I think she makes the show the best season yet. JMO. Cute, funny, what's not to like? Ice Road Truckers website.

That's funnier than the McDonald's thing?

Mays was going to be Taco Bell spokesman. Also has an interview with Anthony Sullivan.

That's not my thumb.

Your trust has been completely broken. However, I fixed my browser so I can see what I hover over again. That's funny as hell.

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