Steely Dan

Good luck with that.

They play Tennessee in the regular season! Do you really want them running the plays the Biteans will see in that game? Jesus, do you ever post something positive? When Tennessee cuts him maybe the Biteans will become his whipping boy.

He may push Fitzpatrick to number 3. May-be.

He's on the field and made a big tackle behind the LOS.

My opinion still hasn't changed. Chill pill people, chill pill.

WE'RE DOOMED!! AHHHHHHH!!! THE WHOLE SEASON IS DOWN THE TOILET!!! 0-16

BTW, I'm guessing the starting OL plays the whole first half.

Very, very true.

JMO; QB 1. Donovan McNabb - Very good starter. 2. Eli Manning - May turn out better than McNabb this year. 3. Brady Quinn RB 1. LaDanian Tomlinson - Not at the level he's been at. He had 1,500 yards combined last year but 1,110 came from rushes. That's his lowest rushing total since he started in the league. 2. Ronnie Brown - This could turn out to be a top three RB at the end of the year. Depending on how much they use the wildcat. 3. Felix Jones 4. Willie Parker 5. Justin Fargas WR 1. Andre Johnson - He's Andre Johnson, 'Nuff said. 2. Dwayne Bowe - Cassel can reproduce last years numbers Bowe will have a HUGE year. 3. Antonio Bryant 4. Michael Crabtree - A lot of rookie receivers normally don't contribute much in their first years. 5. Jeremy Maclin - See above. Plus, DeSean Jackson will probably be the focus of the offense this year and Kevin Curtis is ahead of him on depth chart now. 6. Muhsin Muhammad TE 1. Chris Cooley - Above average TE but only had one TD last year. 2. John Carlson 3. Bo Scaife DEF 1. San Diego 2. Tennessee K 1. David Akers 2. Robbie Gould JMO

I agree, since they play the Biteans later this year they aren't going to show anything to them. JMO

Mooo-Chose-Grassy Ass! You rock!! I'm picking 7:53 for the time stamp.

God, I hope this report is accurate. Pubic Crabstree's agent may be looking ahead to next year which may be uncapped. If a CBA gets done before then then Pubic Crabtree may be screwed by a rookie slotting system.

In addition to that Andre should be on the list. I still say Bruce but give Andre some respect!!

Ok.

And this is different from any other day for you, how? My contribution to this thread now is to say this; IT'S ONLY A PRE-SEASON GAME!! If they look bad in one aspect or all aspects it's just a PRE-SEASON GAME!! Don't get your panties in a wad about it. Winning or losing in Pre-season means almost nothing. If they lose don't think it's the end of the season for them. If they win stay calm too. Please stay calm people no matter what happens. I know this is falling on def ears but hopefully someone will get this.

Your proof? My proof is rewinding it ten times. Can I be wrong? Maybe, but I stand by my interpretation.

I think he said "enthralled"

That guy has one sick Pu$$y! Jeez, what would they have found if he owned a horse!!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!! JACKASS!!!

Yeah, but that should require a wife and then the whole drinking motivation begins again.

Mixed with itching powder.

EVERYTHING MUST GO! WE'VE GOT DICTATOR DIAMONDS, DICTATOR GOLD, LOTTERY WINNINGS AND SO MUCH MORE!!!! I CANT BELIEVE HOW INSANE I AM!! MY WIFE WONT SPEAK TO ME BECAUSE I'M LOSING MONEY!!!! SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE TO CLEAR OUT THE WAREHOUSE!!! JUST RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS TO SEND YOUR INITIAL INVESTMENT TO!!! I'MMMMMMM CRAZY BANJO!!! SEND MONEY TO-DAY!! I have mixed emotions on some of this. On one hand I see it as a bad crime to get money this way. On the other hand I see it as some idiotic greedy bastard getting what they deserve. If you are so stupid as to fall for one of these things you deserve what you get. Sort of a financial Darwinism. Wireless Internet has allowed scammers to move from cybercafes into private residences to churn out e-mails. Nigerian scammers are mostly young men who learn from one another, often as apprentices of cartel-like schemes. "I'm selling greed," said Felix, 29, an e-mail swindler. "You didn't apply for any lotto, and all of a sudden you just see a mail in your mailbox that you're going to win money? That means you have to be greedy." Some e-mails promise wealth, perhaps in the form of jewels trapped in the bank box of a deceased dictator, but later require victims to wire "fees" for paperwork or insurance. It is preying on the less intelligent but unless your IQ resides under 90 then you're just greedy, IMO The dating scams I have more of a problem with because they are preying on the weak lonely. Dating scams promise love, but eventually the sweetheart needs cash. The most sophisticated lure investors to view venture opportunities in foreign lands -- and persuade them, over fake business meetings, to sink millions. ______________________________________________ "My fiancee is there in Lagos. . . . She is an American . . . she speaks with a heavy African accent after being there for two years," one smitten American wrote to the U.S. Consulate in Lagos, pleading for help. "I have attempted to send her money so that she can leave the country, and both times the guy at Western Union stole the money." After a little while it should become evident that they're being scammed though. ____________________________________________________________ "There is another thing scammers always say in Nigeria," Banjo said, "that every day, another maga is born in America." Too true.

Are they free?