Moose

Not if the refs gift-wrap it for you.

Public Service Announcement: This is a Buffalo Bills Board. Also, the Patriettes are no longer in the playoffs. Therefore, all Brady, Belichick and Bruschi LoveFests are hereby forbidden in this forum... at least until the 2006 season.

Oh, okay... you can stay a little while. But behave yourself.

Isn't there a Patsy pity party board somewhere waiting for you? Why do you come here??????? P.S. You need to Photoshop some crybaby tears smearing the blackout on Marcia's eyes in your avatar.

Yeah, it's pretty scary. I'm worried that the huge old tree outside is going get blown over onto my car!

Thanks for starting this thread. If you hadn't, I would have!

Yes I am very happy indeed, KD! Are you as thrilled as I am?

I was rather surprised that the zebras made no attempt to help the Brady Bunch along the entire game! WTF - Did the planets realign or something??? Triplet is my favorite ref this week!

Exactly! Not to mention that this place is always infested with smarmy little Patsy trolls who highjack threads into Brady, Belichick and Bruschi lovefests! I hope they're all crying in their cornflakes tomorrow, pissing about how they got screwed by the refs or something. Dynasty over and out.

DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

Hmmm... what do you mean by "it" in that sentence?

I'll bet he gets a lot of interviews for head coaching positions this offseason.

Marv must have asked him, "Where else would you rather be than right here, right now?", to which Mularkey replied, "Duh, I don't know... but not in Buffalo!" Good riddance! I'm glad the franchise doesn't have to deal with the Mularkey joke anymore. "If it's too tough for him, it's just right for US!!!"

I guess good ol' allah gets a little pissed at people throwing rocks at him.

That's still okay in my book - TROLLS and PATSY FANS (I know, that's redundant) are fair game! P.S. Don't they ever go away? Geez, I stop by the board the other day and the place is teeming with Patsy trolls and posts about Tom Brady and Tedy Bruschi!!! Isn't there some better place for them to go and play? It's like they come here armed with salt shakers, looking for our freshest wounds!

I am very skeptical that fan treatment was the real reason he quit; it sounds more like a "noble excuse" to me. At any rate, I also believe that Marv's message about the character issue spreading to Bills fans should be heeded by all. Each and every one of us can stand to make a New Year's resolution to simply strive to be better human beings, can't we?

On Friday the 13th, no less. They should have the press conference at 1:13 instead of 11... and bring in some black cats and broken mirrors.

It's very funny - even heartwarming, in a way! (The animation is really quite good, too!) I'll bet Chris Berman even gave his approval, if he was not directly involved. People who take umbrage should lighten up a bit.

If you're a Mac aficionado, today is like Christmas all over again! Any guesses what Steve will unveil today? The pundits think he will reveal a couple of Intel-based Macs (iBooks and/or Mini), along with updates to iLife and possibly a new iPod Shuffle and a preview of OS X 10.5. Personally, I think he has something more up his sleeve... like an announcement that Apple Computer has worked out a deal with Apple Records and will sell the entire collection of Beatles songs on iTunes. Maybe there will even be a special "Beatles Edition" iPod! This is a real long shot, but one that would surely take the poop out of Urge, the upcoming desperate music venture between Micro$oft and MTV. ("Urge" sounds like someone needs to take a potty break, doesn't it? ) Do any of you own Apple stock?

You forgot the next line: DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! [There, that's better now...]

Seems to me everyone was saying it was inevitable that USC would win another championship, too. I do not think the Patsies will even make it to the Super Bowl this year. It'll be Colts vs. Seahawks or Bears. P.S. Maybe you should go to confession, Promo, just to be safe.

NO! J.P. may be unproven but, mark my words, Eli is going to be considered a total bust in the eyes of football history. He is no Peyton and never will be. Plus, he has little pip-squeak arms! Eli=Overpaid, Overrated, Over-hyped JP=Who the hell knows?

If the Patriettes met up with the Bears' defense in the Super Bowl, the Bears would smear Marcia so bad you could spread him on toast!

I believe Bruce Smith's father had a stroke or heart attack when Bruce was in his early years with the Bills and that, too, helped him realize he had to get in better shape. On the topic of MW... how exactly does one injure their chest???

I think it'll be JP. If, after a full year of experience, he doesn't pan out, I hope the Bills draft Brady Quinn from ND. (It shouldn't be too high a pick.)