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    But will it save me a bunch of money on my car insurance?
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    No, she's not my type, AND she's ugly. Her face can be objectively and mathematically proven to be ugly... ...by the same method that said Nancy Reagan was a babe, come to think of it. Okay, maybe that's not the best methodology. But she is ugly.
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    He's not "just another" liberal parrot. He's the epitome of shallow partisan parroting.
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    Body for film, face for radio, voice for print, and brains for none of 'em.
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    Trips over it? What, he drools solids?
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    She is ugly. A good body does not beauty make; she's got a face for radio.
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    Informed judgement ain't exactly his strong suit.
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    He's just here to chant "Democrats rule, Republicans drool!" You're wasting your time.
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    He was talking about you, Einstein.
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    Where's the "Where's the beef?"? I don't think the problem with the list is that it's left-leaning. I think the problem is that it exists at all. It's friggin' TV.
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    Cardinals fans? I can't believe they'd attend a game to watch the team...
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    Hey, NYT, analyse this body language: The Times' sports coverage has always sucked. Probably because they market themselves to the pretentious brie-eating artsy socialite-wanna-be gossip crowd.
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    But then, how do you stay warm? In AJ's absence, of course...
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    It's an equally old observation that most of the worst do too.
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    Am I the only one that questions how the police deduce she microwaved her baby sixteen mohtns after the baby dies of hyperthermia with no visible cause? I don't know what kind of case the police have. I DO know that proving someone was microwaved sixteen months after the fact is a forensic nightmare, and far less certain than this woefully unbalanced reporting is.
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    Tell me something I don't know. And as I've said over and over and over and over...the Democratic Party couldn't manage to beat the single most beatable incumbent president in seventy years. If Bush's second term is "pathetic", the fault for that lies nowhere other than your party's doorstep.
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    It depends. If I'm writing a treatise on statistics on PPP, then I'm going to use proper English. If, on the other hand, I'm just gonna shoot the sh-- over here about nothing in particular, it ain't no big deal.
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    There was a very easy way to see if they were praying or not: fly the airplane in a big circle, and see if they keep turning to face Mecca. If so, praying. If not, terrorists.
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    You're right. You're not saying anything here.
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    Your intentionally funniest post ever...
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    I thought that was spelled "deluca".
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    That's the only thing I like about Kornheiser in the booth: he pointedly highlights Theisman's stupidity. And as much as I hate the booth interviews, it was great seeing Jimmy Kimmel ask "So Joe...how's the leg?"
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    I'm not a McGahee fan, I'd be more than willing to see Thomas start ahead of him... ...but the guy's tough as they come, playing through broken ribs. Unquestionably.
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    I'm the Official Board Spell Checker. Not you. Get your own shtick.
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