Bungee Jumper

Too bad he hasn't been seen since he was JACKED! UP!

Too bad those who would govern the country instead choose to focus on the former to the exclusion of the latter. I guess it would be expecting too much of you to know that.

A sports network that for the most part has ceased airing sports coverage saying that no one wants to watch the one real sport they still show on their network. That's so absurd, it's actually believable.

Oh, there's a couple. None that I can recall off the top of my head, though. Maybe I'm just too JACKED! UP! after watching that bit...

You're right. It's all Leinart's fault.

And a Texan got flagged for "helmet to helmet" contact for hitting Losman in the shoulder. NFL officiating is pretty much a joke all around.

"10th in the NFL in passing" would look better if they weren't 2-9.

It's Losman's fault. He'll never sell out an NFL stadium.

I knew it had to have something to do with wrestling...

It's not my fault, it's the van der Waals forces. Or something. Ask a physicist.

Sounds more like he's saying that blacks diminish the role models that exemplify that success, not that they're lazy. Of course, the last civil rights demonstration I went to (The Million, plus or minus nine hundred fifty thousand, More March), most of the speakers were arguing that "success" should be redefined for the black community anyway...and that education opportunities for whites and blacks should be separate but inequal (apparently math changes depending on skin color, I don't know), so maybe they're right to idolize gangsta rappers rather than CEO's... Or maybe Martin Luther King Jr. is rolling over in his grave, watching these yahoos deconstruct his entire movement.

But...but...but...the state of Kansas defined it! It's not them doing it!

Unfortunately, they ended up spherical, so they're stuck to the ceiling...

Tuesday before last.

Short-order cook.

But -50 for not mentioning Halliburtion, so it balances out...

The explanation is typically something like: "We can't know the motivations of the Designer; the fact that he designed them as such is explanation enough."

I didn't say it's basis was unscientific garbage. The movie and book both freely manipulate and misrepresent data; it all seems accurate and reasonable science to a lay-person, but I don't personally know a single environmental scientist (of which I know several - I'm spending Thanksgiving with two, in fact) who didn't hate that movie.

Saw the movie, read the book, an absolutely hideous unscientific piece of garbage both were.

Why do people insist on arguing with me when they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about?

Nah, it's too much of an investment of time. "I know you are but what am I" is far snappier...

What? Have you been drinking?

Did that even make sense?

I'm working, watching TV (wrote about 400 lines of code during House), having fun, and I'm about to go fondle the wife, thanks for asking...

No, I'm just justifying the war. I am, however, pointing out that the war was, in fact, legal, whereas what OJ did was illegal.