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Joe Miner

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  1. Joe Miner
    Notice how she's hiding her right foot? Probably has man toes on it.
  2. Joe Miner
    Go to Arkansas. Hwy 65. Over 20 years ago we drove through Arkansas, and there was a big blue adopt a hwy sign sponsored by the kkk.
  3. Joe Miner
    Someone should have told Greece to never go full gatorman.
  4. Joe Miner
    Good point. Honey as a Pats fan I'm sure you'll be OK with me filming this...
  5. Joe Miner
    So what did he say when you wanted to return the shotgun?
  6. Joe Miner
    Don't be surprised if you're left with deflated balls.
  7. Joe Miner
    "Old sperm makes old sperm kids."
  8. Joe Miner
    Where is she keeping the toothbrush?
  9. Joe Miner
    He breathed some new life into a series that was hurting even before Jordan died.
  10. Joe Miner
    Get Sanderson to finish them and they might get better.
  11. Joe Miner
    So I can easily tell my wife she's well above the average woman?
  12. Joe Miner
    Will these capital assets be taxable?
  13. Joe Miner
    How do all of my hammers play into this new tax system? That's where all of my wealth is.
  14. Joe Miner
    I think it's more of a human centipede relationship.
  15. Joe Miner
    Give them access to the internet and logins to football forums with a political board?
  16. Joe Miner
    You can also try telling the nurse to only bring half the hospital food that your wife would normally get because she's put on a few pounds lately and you're trying to help her out.
  17. Joe Miner
    Step 1) Agree to whatever she wants Step 2) Fill out the form for the birth certificate people at the hospital and inform them that the name is Kyle Williams without your wife knowing Step 3) You win
  18. Joe Miner
    Gotta show the hooties to get Bronn's blood pumping faster so the poison has a quicker effect. Too bad the poison got to speed up too much and blurred his vision of the full frontal. She had to show her boobs because... Science.
  19. Joe Miner
    I tried to tell my wife it was her second vagina, but she still said she wasn't doing that.
  20. Joe Miner
    They haven't met my wife.
  21. Joe Miner
    I think you have to go with the Costanza approach and do everything the opposite of what your instincts tell you to do.
  22. Joe Miner
    Even dinosaurs know they'll just be hungry 30 minutes later if they eat Asian.
  23. Joe Miner
    I bet she secretly wants to try the black kind.
  24. Joe Miner
    Someone needs to tell that kid he's using way to much teeth.
  25. Joe Miner
    You do realize that Bible study groups encourage members to invite new people to Bible study? What's the over/under before you're in the friend zone?
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