Me in a couple weeks arguing with my Pats* fan buddy:
-Dude, refs blatantly favor the Pats*!
-What are you talking about, bro!?
-I've heard first-hand accounts!
-Dude, from who?
-Some guy on the internet has a buddy who just had a baby, and his uncle reffed the Rams Super Bowl!
-The baby's uncle or the internet guy?
-Internet guy's buddy. I think. What difference does it make!?
-Ha, alright, bro.