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seeds for a good joke. Someone please find some great jokes about Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars. Class dismissed. Heather Mills is serious about getting to work and making sure one of her legs doesn't wobble around and accidentally hits somebody in the audience. Heather says has a spare leg in case her prosthetic limb breaks while she is performing on "Dancing With The Stars." The former model, who is a contestant in the TV talent show, says she is prepared in case her false limb gets damaged or flies off during her dance routines. She revealed to TV show "Access Hollywood," "I've got a secondary spare leg just in case I overdo it on the foot and it breaks or something. It can, once it gets hot, start to slide and come off, so I've pulled a sleeve over the top which doesn't look as cosmetically good. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off." Heather, 39, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is reportedly already struggling after suffering blisters on her partly-amputated leg as a result of grueling training sessions. A source said, "The show's rehearsals have left her in a lot of pain. The sores are especially bad where her leg joins her prosthetic limb, but she's determined not to give up."

The first time I saw that in the evening sky I thought the 2nd coming of Jesus was happening until someone at the restaurant I was at told me what it really was.

Whats the difference between them ?

Has to be military, with all of the bases in So Cal you can bet yor bottom dollar that it's military testing something. The other day there were two mysterious booms that had huge air compression waves that shook windows and doors for a 30 mile radius. Military denied any knowledge. My guess is they were testing IED explosives and armor shielding of some sort.

They left out San Diego on the schedule. They fly at Miramar every year. I forget which month, I think in August. But anyways, they fly over my house many times during the show, it's awesome ! I never get tired of it !

Funny stuff ! Got a chuckle from me !

Where do you mark them anyways ? On the side ? On the top or bottom ? I cant even hold a word to mark it ?

BB send Brady some Trojans !

If he keeps coming at you, refer him to the Krumrie test and hand fight him.

There was this one poster years ago who was really good with his football knowledge and even keeled. He stopped posting to go back to Med School ! Maybe he's back ? Are you out there Dr. ? Of course Piss Chunk was always a blast.

Steven Wright on dogs The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd

They are gellin, zinfadellin and rebel yellin !

What if the guy drop kicks Krumrie in the nuts, stomps on his face , then just plummels the sh-- out of his face until it resembles hamburger. Would that pass Krumrie's test ?

The last character of your post answers the question. John McCargo is a ? An unknown quantity, which breeds doubt until proven one way or another.

Try a Boddington's and talk to me afterwards. You'll give up Guinness after you've had a Boddington. Smooth and creamy, it is pure heaven on earth.

Funny, a comedian can do that today. It's all in fun !

Congrats ! Enjoy the day and make it special ! Take the time to remember every little detail. And get out of here would ya !

well I'm Irish and proud of it. We are going to have corned beef and cabbage and some boddington's beer to chase it with. I don't like Guinness so I have to improvise.

And who is the water boy going to be ? And who is going to hold the clipboard ? And who is going to review the tape on challenge calls ? So many questions I want answered right away !

Ya, that move he always does, rocks a little bit, tilts his head and from an angle says something while looking up at an angle ! Doesn't he do anything else ?

Kiwi perhaps ?

How is everyone doing so far in round 1 ? My picks are 25 out 32 so far and a few more games going on

Justin Timberlake, why is this talentless schill on stage ever ?

A fluffer by 2009

Your baseing your argument that Crowell can't play MLB on a report from a pre-draft scouting article ? And his play on the field in the NFL since being drafted has no bearing on the topic in your mind ? Or are you trying to impress with your exhaustive research abilities ?