Fan in San Diego

Good news , congrats ! What caused the cancer to go away ? Chemo or something else ?

Does anyone remember Sloth of Lothar posts ? His posts were written in a Hill Billy drawl spelling.

A lot of good people left when certain un named posters would bug the crap out you for something they deemed disloyal, wrong or whatever. Kind of sucks the fun out of the place when people just hound you to death for expressing your own opinion.

Ya, Bob lives in Oceanside. I met him a few times. He used to go to LA to watch the games where JP's Mom would go. He posted here again a few months back, so he still lurks the board.

So what happened ? System crashed ? Hosted server abducted ? Host company went out of business ?

8 to 8.5 diamonds. I'd do her.

Then you have to go with Bruce Lee

MF<RJ

I missed all the excitement apparantly. What happended to the backups SDS ?

Wow ! Has Scott learned the importance of backups from this experience ?

I was at that game ! Fergie was amazing being gimpy. Watching Fouts was a treat !

Dr. K wasn't it ?

I notice my post count is smaller ? Did we go back in time ?

Was there a problem while I was gone ?

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

Wow, who knew it was Urban legend. Still I thought it was funny.

I should have put a wink wink on my post. I was trying to be funny sarcastic.

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm. Taken from a Florida Newspaper.

No it's a road flare.

Corona Light

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As in nobody ever finds out about it !

How long did it burn and how bright ? How much smoke ? I might be tempted to try it myself !

Someone said that powdered pool chlorine works best. Try that. Also WVUFootball reports he has made it work.

Deported after he serves his sentence.