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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time." "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."
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Or forget about naming your son 'Gaylord'
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Funny ! Got a chuckle !
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Bush had surgery today, so I think he's of the list.
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Getting Bad News When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay." "OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?" The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
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Saudi Woman gang raped by 7 men...
Fan in San Diego replied to Tux of Borg's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Nice, the girl is raped and she gets 90 lashes ! We need to get out of that area as soon as humanly possible. Really screwed up backwards people over there. -
Blue Angels Announce 2007 Show Schedule
Fan in San Diego replied to erynthered's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Say what again mo fo ! I Dareyou ! I've never heard of no country named 'What'. What language do they speak in 'What' ? -
what is every one doing for saint patricks day
Fan in San Diego replied to Yasin's BILLS's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Those are fighting words to the Irish ! Don't sell us no past beef ! -
Blue Angels Announce 2007 Show Schedule
Fan in San Diego replied to erynthered's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Not really, power cables and telephone lines have been underground for a long time in California. -
Blue Angels Announce 2007 Show Schedule
Fan in San Diego replied to erynthered's topic in Off the Wall Archives
What a bunch of kill joy's. I suppose you think birthday cake is a waste of flour as well ! -
seeds for a good joke. Someone please find some great jokes about Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars. Class dismissed. Heather Mills is serious about getting to work and making sure one of her legs doesn't wobble around and accidentally hits somebody in the audience. Heather says has a spare leg in case her prosthetic limb breaks while she is performing on "Dancing With The Stars." The former model, who is a contestant in the TV talent show, says she is prepared in case her false limb gets damaged or flies off during her dance routines. She revealed to TV show "Access Hollywood," "I've got a secondary spare leg just in case I overdo it on the foot and it breaks or something. It can, once it gets hot, start to slide and come off, so I've pulled a sleeve over the top which doesn't look as cosmetically good. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off." Heather, 39, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is reportedly already struggling after suffering blisters on her partly-amputated leg as a result of grueling training sessions. A source said, "The show's rehearsals have left her in a lot of pain. The sores are especially bad where her leg joins her prosthetic limb, but she's determined not to give up."
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Blue Angels Announce 2007 Show Schedule
Fan in San Diego replied to erynthered's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Whats the difference between them ? -
Has to be military, with all of the bases in So Cal you can bet yor bottom dollar that it's military testing something. The other day there were two mysterious booms that had huge air compression waves that shook windows and doors for a 30 mile radius. Military denied any knowledge. My guess is they were testing IED explosives and armor shielding of some sort.
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Blue Angels Announce 2007 Show Schedule
Fan in San Diego replied to erynthered's topic in Off the Wall Archives
They left out San Diego on the schedule. They fly at Miramar every year. I forget which month, I think in August. But anyways, they fly over my house many times during the show, it's awesome ! I never get tired of it ! -
Monday's Joke of the Day !
Fan in San Diego replied to Fan in San Diego's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Funny stuff ! Got a chuckle from me ! -
Where do you mark them anyways ? On the side ? On the top or bottom ? I cant even hold a word to mark it ?
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Need a more witty responses
Fan in San Diego replied to TheZone78's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
If he keeps coming at you, refer him to the Krumrie test and hand fight him. -
Greatest All Time: TBD poster
Fan in San Diego replied to KD in CA's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
There was this one poster years ago who was really good with his football knowledge and even keeled. He stopped posting to go back to Med School ! Maybe he's back ? Are you out there Dr. ? Of course Piss Chunk was always a blast. -
Steven Wright on dogs The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd
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How long will it take for the new OL to gel?
Fan in San Diego replied to SuperBills12's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
They are gellin, zinfadellin and rebel yellin ! -
PFT says Krumrie whipped Branch
Fan in San Diego replied to Coach Tuesday's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
What if the guy drop kicks Krumrie in the nuts, stomps on his face , then just plummels the sh-- out of his face until it resembles hamburger. Would that pass Krumrie's test ? -
The last character of your post answers the question. John McCargo is a ? An unknown quantity, which breeds doubt until proven one way or another.