Low Positive

The contrast between your smiling face in your profile picture and your ultra-negative takes is always jarring.

Are we going to keep having this argument about nothing instead of talking about the fact that AB was in Tehran last week and is currently in Dubai? He’ll end up in Pyongyang. He’s gone full Rodman.

People forget that. At that time, he only looked like a locker room distraction like TO. The real crazy didn't seep out until he got to the Raiders. The Steelers tight organization hides a lot of crazy. Rule #1. If he's too crazy for Tomlin, he's far too crazy for you. Cowboys are about to learn this lesson the hard way.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Remember when I posted MJ Lenderman to the general music thread? That's him on the Jazzmaster. They're from Asheville.

Not at all. They just got burned by Jermaine Burton last year so they wanna rewrite the boilerplate contract language so they can keep drafting bad dudes without paying the financial price.

So, modern(ish) American movies: Dazed and Confused Big Lebowski Annie Hall (I feel wrong for posting this, but I really love the movie) French Connection Royal Tenenbaums

They want the ability to draft guys with character "concerns" and not have to pay the cost when the issues inevitably arise. They got burned by Jermaine Burton just this past year. That's what this is about. And lookie here! Pac Man Jones is still getting arrested: https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2025/06/11/adam-pacman-jones-pleads-not-guilty-to-assaulting-officer/84136075007/

Shemar Stewart agrees with you. Here is a quote from him: "I'm not asking for nothing y’all (the team) has never done before,” Stewart said. “But in y’all (the team’s) case, y'all (the team) just want to win arguments (more) than winning more games."

Mike Brown is not cheap. He's poor for an NFL owner. His only valuable asset is the small-market team.

Jeffery Lurie has a metric 💩 ton of cash and spends it kicking cap hits down the road. Mike Brown does not.

I have long given up trying to understand what the Bengals do, but they do have a new DC. It makes some sense that he might have wanted to see everyone in person in offseason workouts before deciding who to release.

James Cook

The modern media uses our cognitive biases against us to generate clicks.

But the Bills are about to trade Cook to the Cowboys. Or at least they are in the fantasy world of Pro Football Network rumor-maker Brandon Austin.

That story is less than a rumor. It's source is an article entitled "1 Trade Target for Every NFL Team" and it's pure speculation. At the same level as Teller to KC is Jameson Williams to the Bills. https://www.profootballnetwork.com/1-trade-target-every-nfl-team-2025/