DC Tom

Was it "unusual and provocative" when Obama and Clinton did the same in the Ukraine?

Seriously? Look...again, I'm pro-choice, but the fetus won't survive an abortion, which makes this "cases where the fetus won't survive" restriction rather transparently enabling... That's not how Roe v. Wade or state sovereignty work, you ignorant slut.

Given that it's reversing a trend of Spanish government ***** up the economy since 1588, I think we can forgive the story being a couple years old.

Tabasco Sauce. *****in' duh.

Actually heard it on the radio this evening that the kids approached Phillips and proceeded to harass him. I've looked at all of ten seconds of related video, and even that's enough to know that's completely counter-factual.

Yeah, like I think those kids are idiots. No *****. Has no bearing on the incident, though.

Trade publications.

Goddammit, this isn't difficult: centrist Dems, get Hoyer to join you and talk to centrist Republicans. Agree on $2B in funding for the wall. Centrist Dems and Hoyer force it down Pelosi's throat. Dems and centrist Republicans pass partial funding with a veto-proof majority. Trump and Pelosi can go pound sand up their asses. What is SO. *****. HARD. About that? Not even asking them to be adult. Be THIRD GRADERS, learning to share their toys at recess.

As someone who advocates for making degrees of stupidity misdemeanors or felonies, I like it. "Your honor, my client would like to plea down to misdemeanor stupidity in the second degree, in exchange for a sentence of time served and repeating third grade."

"Douchebag Indian" was assaulting white teenagers by the definition the left would use if the races were reversed. Therein lies the problem. An egregious double standard predicated on a priori assumptions of collective guilt which a third of the country relentlessly, recklessly, and consciously pursues. A double standard so egregious that people who call for banning guns in any other context are calling for mass school shootings in this one. The ones in DC can get pretty militant. Not necessarily "aggressive," but...well, they look like a Hare Krishna Hell's Angels chapter, is the best I can describe it. I love 'em. They appeal to my deep, heartfelt appreciation of surreal conspiracy theories. Or...is that what they want me to think???

Or they could be delivering his clone. Or...air-portable reptilian cloning laboratory. That's spraying chemtrails to focus the HAARP energy to quicken the clone that much earlier. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

I'm thinking the problem isn't the hat, then... That's the real key. I've seen them demonstrating downtown. They're hilarious. No one takes them seriously. "Letting them off the hook" is giving them far too much credit.

Russians have been flying nuclear bombers (Tu-160 Blackjacks, equivalent to B-1As) in to Venezuela. Would not be thoroughly shocked to find out it was one of those. Side note: Russia has nukes staged in Venezuela. But...I guess MAGA hats are far bigger news.

You can pry my second space from my cold, dead keyboard.

I love how this story went from "Disrespecting Native American elders" to "being racist by wearing hats" to "condoning rape because they were trying to control women's bodies by protesting abortion." I mean...I'm pro-choice, but come on, you idiots. That's completely ***** ridiculous.

One of Nietzsche's lesser-known nihilistic observations. "He who fights with Trumptards should be careful not to become a Trumptard. And if thou gaze long at the Lhasa-Apso hair, the Lhasa-Apso hair will also gaze into thee."

Why would we put their heads on fish?

There will be, and you'll have a choice of multiple parties: Democrats, Social Democrats, Socialists, Progressives, and Greens. True Democracy for the people! And Pelosi's Illuminati lizard HAARP clone will be running the place...

Knowing Trump, he'll troll them by tweeting he's moving the embassy to Jerusalem.

I hope the kids have the great good sense to completely ignore him.

It was college. I was just trying to get laid.

I shudder to think of the trouble I'd have been in, in college, if I'd been caught acting like an asshat towards seniors... ...oh, wait, that was William F. Buckley. I'd have been fine.

She only cares how it polls in California. Maybe New England. And it likely has overwhelming support in both places, silencing the fake president.

Is it a cliff we can push Al Gore off, though? I can live with that... Acts of terrorism! #BostonStrong

I'm old enough to remember when money was the government's, not the tax payers'. Seems like it was just a couple years ago...