colin

i'd like to take this opportunity to suggest that jp losman might not be an elite nfl quarterback.

SHOOTERS BOUNCE!!!

have we every fooled anyone on a screen? once?

HE'S JUST A KID OUT THERE!

YES!!! PASS RUSH 2 PLAYS IN A ROW!!

SAVED BY THE HOLD!

every completion is the same thing, slant or cross above LBs below safeties, every one.

holy crap we've given up 300 yards?1?!

i honestly think on slant routes we prolly allow the highest PER in the nfl

lol

did you like that jp touch fumble?

and there's that old jp super play, a fumble and sack! he is literally the worst player in the nfl wrt the rate of negative plays. above poster is right tho, why did we get away from the run?!! oh, our coaches suck too

3.1 per attempt and he just put one into the dirt after dropping the snap. and this is with a long time to throw.

even dierdorf has turned on jp!

there's more of that jp magic!

quite a sense of humor you have there, do you call your congressman when an article in the onion upsets you?

no. no other player is as bad at their position, or at as important a position, as jp losman. he is a joke in the entire nfl, except for a couple of bills fans working at the TGIF's. this reminds me of flutie, who i also hated (again for the same reasons, although he was better than jp)

i don't know how you sleep at night.

um, are you saying it isn't? and we had 3 time outs, plenty of time to run a decent o, but your gay uncle jp had to suck. AND YES JP DID HURT ME, he cost my team draft picks and sucked. mostly it's because of idiot fans who can't realize how bad he is.

i didn't call for him to throw deep on the drill, but quickly and with good decisions. and jp sucks, has sucked and always will suck. he's had luck today on the back of a turnover, a huge sco return, and lynch being a monster. oh, and he's had all day to throw. jp still sucks, fans that like him are still horrible, and if you pal the bus boy doesn't clean my table or you don't bring me my extreme fajitas nice and piping hot i'm calling the manager and you'll be in trouble.

2 min drill is a generic name for the last minute O seeking to get out of bounds to stop the clock after each play.

that busboy joke was gold!

the 2 min drill calls for accurate passes made decisively and quickly. jp can't do any of that. so all a d has to do is double cover deep and let jp panic and suck

oh no you don't like jokes on the internet!!?!?! CALL THE PRESIDENT! you won't take it out on the world by shirking your bus boy duties and leaving tables dirty will you?

y did we take so long to call TO? WHY ARE WE SO EFFING DUMB?!?!?