inkman

I can't believe my biggest pet peeve has crossed into fantasy football. Maybe it's just the syntax used here, but the "guy" who took him did not say he took him # 1 overall. He said he took him with his # 1 pick. Which could have been anywhere in the first round, I'm guessing 5th-12th, not #1 overall.

I shave my head and have to wear a hairnet to walk through the factory, and a beard net (at least I have hair there)

It's profound.

Yes. I saw he wasn't using it anymore. I PMed him about using it. I haven't heard back yet. If he still wants it, it's his. I just saw the movie and was affected by it. I'm pissed at myself for not seeing it earlier.

Another entry. I have 3 fish at my grandma's house. They are mine. My grandma needs to clean the fish tank. It's turning green. It's nasty. It's totally gross. My favorite fish is an angler. They sting. They hurt. They can kill you.

He was born in Mass, so he spent the first 5 years of his life rooting Boston based teams. I have talked to him about his allegiances and he would root for both (Boston & Buffalo) if he thought it would win him some brownie points. Frankly, with the success of the Patriots, it is pretty hard for me to tell him that Buffalo is the way to go. His mom, who's all of 26 doesn't even remember the Bills being good.

...or the dead guy known as his father.

Most of the time. The kid has a knack for humor whether it's intentionall or not.

Because I don't want him smoking crack with the neighbors.

Substitute the term ubernerd in for expert and it should come into focus.

The following is a journal entry from my kid at Daycare. We had tacos and corn for lunch. I'm Italain. When I grow up i'm going to be hairy. Italians grow lots of hair. I'm the only one in my house who's Italain. I'm Irish. So is my Mom. My Uncle's a Jew. My favorite wrestler is John Cena.

I'm thinking about it. I've been dropping some nasty ass bombs around here.

What has soured the FFL league for me is that is doesn't require any sort of football knowledge to play anymore. When I first started playing 15 years ago, if you didn't do your homework, you ended up losing. Now, any Joe Schmoe can just pick up a magazine with some cheat sheets and become an expert.

Man that never gets old.

I'd say for a DI athlete about to become a millionaire(guessing that's when they met), she's fairly average. My little bro's a DIII athlete, and his girl is 10X hotter than her (so's my wife and I'm a schlub).

Blue, linky no worky

I was trying to place it, and then it dawned on me who you remind me of. Pyrite Gal

Is Theo banging your old lady or what?

JP>RJ

*puts fingers in ears* Lalalalalalalalalalalalala...

I refuse to believe such accusations.

I guess he doesn't plan on getting anymore hollywood poon. Not sure how he ever did.

Now this is gratuitus- NSFW I wanted to stay true to the thread.