"Put your shirt on, your breasts are too small!" he allegedly counseled Jane Roe #1. Jane Roe #2 allegedly received this fitness advice: "Get on a treadmill you !@#$!" The women also claim that Seau threw two drinks on them, "ruining Plaintiffs' clothing (and evening)." As a result of the incident, the lawsuit contends, the women suffered property damage and mental and emotional anguish, for which they are each seeking unspecified compensatory and punitive damages. The complaint, which notes that, "this would not be the first time that Seau has shown his intolerance," refers to a pair of previous incidents that have clouded the football star's reputation. During a 2004 banquet speech, Seau assured the audience that he was not a "faggot." A year earlier, he suggested that the only way to stop teammate LaDainian Tomlinson, a star running back, was to "give him a couple pieces of watermelon (and) load him up with some fried chicken."
This might be the best thing I've ever read.