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I'd rather be poked in the arse with a spoon.

Top 25 NFL Player Salaries for 2005-2006 1. Vick, Michael $ 23,102,750 Atlanta Falcons 2. Hasselbeck, Matt $ 19,005,280 Seattle Seahawks 3. Pace, Orlando $ 18,000,000 St. Louis Rams 4. Jones, Walter $ 17,701,320 Seattle Seahawks 5. Brady, Tom $ 15,654,180 New England Patriots 6. Bailey, Champ $ 13,507,625 Denver Broncos 7. Smoot, Fred $ 12,300,000 Minnesota Vikings 8. Rolle, Samari $ 12,000,990 Baltimore Ravens 9. Henry, Anthony $ 11,604,840 Dallas Cowboys 10. Ogden, Jonathan $ 10,665,550 Baltimore Ravens 11. Stroud, Marcus $ 10,640,000 Jacksonville Jaguars 12. Woodson, Charles $ 10,537,000 Oakland Raiders 13. Baxter, Gary $ 10,510,698 Cleveland Browns 14. Bulluck, Keith $ 10,251,980 Tennessee Titans 15. Johnson, Rudi $ 10,250,000 Cincinnati Bengals 16. Samuels, Chris $ 9,550,000 Washington Redskins 17. Favre, Brett $ 9,500,000 Green Bay Packers 18. Roethlisberger, Ben $ 9,498,840 Pittsburgh Steelers 19. Lucas, Ken $ 9,400,000 Carolina Panthers 20. Muhammad, Muhsin $ 9,335,407 Chicago Bears 21. Manning, Eli $ 9,305,000 New York Giants 22. Rivera, Marco $ 9,130,280 Dallas Cowboys 23. Ferguson, Jason $ 9,129,290 Dallas Cowboys 24. Wahle, Mike $ 9,100,000 Carolina Panthers 25. James, Edgerrin $ 9,081,000 Indianapolis Colts This doesn't make sense to me. To put Nate into this category would not help the Bills long term. How many of those guys are actually worth it? Champ Bailey? Maybe?

The Pats find linebackers like Willis finds baby mamas. They'll pick up Takeo or someone in a similar type situation to fill their needs. Marony looks just fine to me and with another year under his belt he'll be that much better. They really need to address this, perhaps a FA but a quick fix is not apparent. See linebackers. If only to make my life miserable, the Pats will be good as long as Brady and Belichek roam the NE sidelines.

...for the really gay business man in all of us.

I guess it's a good thing I've only seen one of those (Matrix).

I suppose I should have included a after my post. Just a little jab, no harm meant. It would be nice if the one of the mods combined the threads, and to make sure I don't piss one of them off.

Read the threads much?

Is hating the Bears because Grossman !@#$ed me over in fantasy football a good reason?

I got a guitar for my first weding anniversary, and six months later I still suck. (but riffs from smoke on the water, sunshine of your love, and ironman can be heard echoing throughout our apt building)

Like I said, Matthews is an idiot.

I didn't realize that Bob Matthews was the author at first. He is a buffoon.

Dallas and NYG don't scare me in the least. They were exposed for what they were, average teams in a horrible conference. Tiki is gone and TO can only make things worse in Dallas. Philly should be tough but every year these things change, whether it's injury or FA's leaving or a coaching changes.

According to this and many other sources the Bills have the toughest schedule next year. Rather than take the whoa is me appraoch, I'd rather look at this empiracally. Every year teams change, especially the last 5-6 years. A few franchises have maintained a level of success but it appears some of that is changing as well. So if one teams success can not be accurately gauged how can anyone possibly know that the teams the Bills are playing will be as good next year?

I wonder if his pants were full of dookie.

Just wait until the Clinton-Obama ticket ends up representing the Dems .

She's running for political office, not Playmate of the year.

America's...

Weather can only be created and changed by God. Now go to allworship.com and jam some of those rockin' tunes.

Not to mention this link to his website.

I know the perfect place for this...

I think enough moderate Dems could vote for her just because she's a Dem, but yes, all the Conservative Dems won't sway (however many of them there are).

A few hundred thousand, just set up your headquarters in Texas. I don't have that big a problem with Hilary but the fact that every Republican, plus every sexist automatically not voting for her really minimizes her chance for success.

Well, he does eat crayonz...

I guess all the horn dogs will have to go to a strip club instead, where they should have been all along.

Name of the song is Closer.