inkman

Inkman's three step holiday cure all: 1. Go to liquor store and seek out these items. -MD 20\20 (anyone who's had it knows where I'm going) -Jose Quervo Tequila -Carton of Ciggies 2. Find the crappiest motel room in town and make a teporary residence out of it. 3. Seek out your local Russian escort service. The end result of this should leave you sitting naked in your motel room contemplating why the hell didn't you just go to your relatives and strike up some meaning less conversation.

I think it's a little too late for that. Just like when my cranium started to change shape and I was told that it's natural by my doctor? Well I used to, a lot. I'm 5'10 195 lbs. While I may not be the picture of fitness, I'm not a whale. I've become so jaded by the medical community. The more I interact with them the more I realize what they do is very "best guess". ...and don't forget to club anyone who still believes in Santa....er...so I was told in another thread.

...cuz I'm a dude.

No, just sneezing.

In all seriousness, when I sneeze I often experience numbness in my extremeties, usually my right arm. Anyone have a clue what is happening to my body? For as long as I can remember, I have been experiencing this but it seems to have gotten worse and a wee bit painful. If I bring this up with my wife, I'll be in an ambulance within minutes(not that she would put me there but she's a bit of a Hypochondriac). Any info will be taken with a grain of salt considering none of you are doctors (I think).

I'd rather jam a pecil in my ear than listen to weekend am talk radio. It sooks a deek.

Pantera, Killswitch Engage, Hall & Oates, Joe Jackson, Simply Red, The Roots, Gnarls Barkly, Tchaikovsky, Pink Floyd, Urge Overkill, Franz Ferdinand, and some others...

Nine games for Nichol per WGR.

At least the NHL players keep do their crimes on the playing surface? That was supposed to make me feel better about hockey players but strangely it does not.

Like this!

I'm thinking 1 game, maximum. What precedent has the league set where it would be any different?

So are you packing some Tommy Lee-like heat or what?

Well, it started back when I was 16. I smoked Marlboro Reds for a few years. Went to college, put on the freshman 30 and junior 30, giving me a nice little beer gut. Then I spent the next 10 years toiling around a bar that most people wouldn't even stop at to use the restrooms, all the while smoking 2 packs of Marlboro Lights a day. Then I met the woman of my dreams, left the bar scene, quit smoking and ended up a cyber nerd posting here a dozen times a day. In all seriousness, I think I was quite sickly as a child and it built up my imune system. Eh, what do I know anyway?

I thought it had something to do with what you slept in, or is it lack there of?

Aaaargh! This one hits close to home. Had to recently tell the little one about Santi Claws. He's 10 and old enough to know but he wouldn't let go of it I guess because he feared no presents. This morning I got a panicked, "...but, but if you guys put the presents under the tree then who puts them into the stockings". After a second or two he said, "You guys do that to don't you?" He really seems to have blurred the lines between reality and fantasy. There is much to blame, mostly the loss of his father.

I used to get the brown bottle flu but something happened to my body circa my 35th B-day (Oct. 11th). Either I'm dying or I've been blessed and cursed.

Urban dictinary's definition: church - Strongly Agree, as if it were law. Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass" Player 2: "Church!"

I don't get sick.

Can't argue with much of that. They have that type of RB on the roster but Shaud hasn't gotten any PT at all this year. Frankly, I'm happy with Willis in that role.

I go once a year or so. My body, wallet and marriage (and one year my face) can't take much more.

Perhaps it is my indulgence in the finer fruits of life but I can't go to a game and spend less than $200.

Perhaps other drivers attention is the concern. Every guy I know would speed, swerve and generally ignore everyone and every law to get a view of a hot naked chick driving a car.

cheap shotted?

C-mas trees not doing it for you?