In space no one can hear

better yet,they could invite Joe DeLamielleure and Mike Ditka as part of a foursome. They should also invite Troy Vincent to look over Upshaw's shoulder while he shoots.

Blue Swede or David Essex

Thanks for sharing Rally Monkey.

The 4rth rounder can be switched to "future considerations". Thank you.

That job is already taken. This guy will be doing the ball carrying

Chicago obtains the Titans pick in a trade.(see other thread) Chicago selects: Chris Williams, OT, Vanderbilt.

This trade offer has been agreed upon: CHI Gets: 1st RD Pick (#24) CB - Adam Pac-Man Jones RB - Lendale White TEN Gets: 1st RD Pick (#30) 3rd RD Pick (#70) Future Considerations RB - Cedric Benson

I like him. Unfortunately, he will be gone in the second or third. Pro Football Weeekly actually has him rated as the 34rth player on their draft board. High praise indeed.

Thanks buddy, your aces in my book.

Where is that post?

Was this one of the two? Have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."

So they don't know what people in Pennsyltucky believe? Come on, who are you kidding? They've all seen Jeff Foxworthy on cable. You know your from Pennsyltucky if: Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off. You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre. There is a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your home. You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The primary color of your car is "Bondo." Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road." Your family tree does not fork. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during your kid's piano recital. You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best motion picture. The rear tires on your truck are twice as wide as the front ones. You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland. You consider Outdoor Life deep reading. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Your father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening in the lube rack. You have a rag for a gas cap. You run out of beer and your friends go home. You have orange road cones in your living room. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. People are scared to touch your bathrobe. You've ever written you resume on a cocktail napkin. The beertruck delivers door-to-door in your neighborhood. Your car burns more oil than it does gas. Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods. You've ever burped and killed a fly. You have a Jack Daniels poster in your living room. Your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday. You belong to a beer of the month club. It's midnight and everyone one your street knows what album you're playing. You celebrate every night like it's New Year's Eve. You've ever hitchhiked naked. Your bumper sticker says, "My child whipped your honor student's ass." You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You have a "Hefty bag" for a passenger side window on your car. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. You consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it. You own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves. You have ever driven down the road with your seat belt hanging out of the door making sparks. You have ever spray-painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Someone asks to see your ID, and you show them your belt buckle. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. You see no need to stop at a rest area because you have an empty milk jug in the car. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card. You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work. Lawn ornamentation means a Chevy and a Buick. You go to family reunions to meet women. You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird." You call your boss "dude." You have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. You look like Willie Nelson after you get your hair cut. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You wear a belt buckle that weighs more than three pounds. Your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute. You have a gun rack on your bass boat. You prepare for a bubble bath by eating beans.

John from Hemet? Isn't he the CB that has been dropping down draft charts due to: 1. His long arrest record 2. Slow 40 time 3. The horde of Baby Mama's he travels with and 4. His extremely low Wonderlic score

The Bears are interested in trading their remaining first round pick(30th) and their remaining 3rd round pick, to move up in the first round.

Can someone vote for Albert, a 3 way tie would be only fitting at TBD!

I like Clady also, but in this case he wasn't one of the options we had. Mike Mayock rates Albert, A++, off the charts in his downfield blocking ability. He said that Albert is the best offensive lineman he has ever seen playing in space. The thought of having an athletic lineman blocking very effectively on the second level for Lynch is exciting IMHO.

Ok, skip the chart then, I was just trying to be nice. You'd have to be a dumb@ss if you'd think that trade would be accepted in reality. You're in LSI territory and you don't even know it.

The Bears offer, Cedric Benson. Bust for bust.

I don't see how one can pass up a franchise building block like this: Rising up the charts as the draft approaches. FYI......in reality he will be taken before our pick anyways. Sweed, Thomas, Merling might all up going in the 20's. Jenkins. Don't think we'll pick him. He's been tased bro. Brandon Albert, Virginia 6-5 1/2, 309 40 time: 5.17 Projected round: 1 Mayock: "He's the seventh-best player on my board. He's been a guard his whole career, but whoever drafts him probably is going to move him to left tackle. There's a huge buzz about this guy. I think he's going to be the best left tackle in the entire draft 5 years from now. Great feet, 35-inch arms."

Are you just having fun?

Maybe if you didn't make a silly offer, the powers at be would have taken it into consideration. According to the draft value chart, pick#11 is worth 1,250 points. You offered pick #31(600 points)and pick #78(200 points)which equals 800 points. Not a chance. What, do you think we are a bunch of Donahoe's?

Agreed. He had 10 sacks in 3 seasons of college ball. That doesn't scream take me at pick #11.

That list of choices is uninspiring at #11. If we can't trade down, I think when in doubt, bolstering either line is the thing to do. I'd take Branden Albert.

Can someone that lives in Alabama, or umm, I mean between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia weigh in on this? Will any one of you, or your neighbors buy this load of crap she is selling?

OK, what was that link for? I know how to type in his name in a search box. For quite awhile he has had his rankings up on NFL.com, they are not there this year. They must have dumped him, if so, I was wondering if he ha shown up writing for another site. I'm looking for his 2008 player rankings. Thanks.