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Hogboy Swine

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  1. My old neighborhood...Ernie Warlick's was next to St Mary's school for the deaf on Main Street. A friend of mine's sister was a penguin who taught there. She said one of the deaf kids found a hair in her burger one time. From that point on, the deaf sign for Ernie Warlick's was to take your hand and make a motion like you were making hamberger patties in your arm pit. Ernie also opened a place in Central Park Plaza he used to work the counter in both places. he had HUGE hands
  2. Among the four listed, it would have to be football But if roids were ever eliminated from football, ALL of the players would be smaller, slower, softer and less agressive, but they would still be competing against eachother. But TRACK I think would suffer the most because even though they would be competing aginst eachother, the times would be slower and the distances would be shorter. Same goes for weightlifting. Bodybuilding would too, but I don't consider that a real sport, but some kind of strange homo-erotic weirdness
  3. This s not just some Hogboy-causing trouble stuff... Take an ice cube and set it in the palm of your hand. that helps some. I dont know why, but I think it is like a acupuncture sort of thing. Also, go to Tops. Right by the oragel is this liquid stuff. I forget the name. It comes with these small dense cotton pellets. You soak the pellets in the liquid ad you jam it down into the cavily. Make sure you have your head tipped forward when you do because if that crap runs down to te back of your throat it is enough to make a buzzard puke if it is a back toothforget the root canal...tell that theiving dentist to get the forceps
  4. I don't think it can all be blamed on the politicians. I think the opening of the St Lawrence Seaway and the railroads had alot to do with the Erie Canal becoming obsolete. And the widespead use of air conditioning made many flee Buffalo for warmer climates And of course the Federal pollution regulations of the 60's and 70's made much of the industry choose to flee to right to work states or overseas and completely rebuild rather than invest in cleaner operations in Buffalo...the sky in Lackawanna and the shores of the Niagara River and Lake Erie aren't orange anymore, but nobody has a job
  5. Although I am sure the DEA has its own share of retards, I believe this particular retard was a local cop assigned at one time or another to a DEA task force(he must have "been there....done that....got the t-shirt"). To my knowledge the DEA does not run around to schools gving "gun safety" talks. My favorite part was when he picked up the second gun and some scared kid yelled "NO...PUT IT DOWN"
  6. Either a fixer up er or one that LOOKS "pristine"......spend the extra 250-300 buck for an independent INSPECTION
  7. I might be passing though Charlotte soon. I have seen posts about Buffalo type bars etc. Where do I fnd them
  8. This is an OUTRAGE. I like hounds. Now if that story was about a poodle or a cat, it would be a "feel good" story
  9. CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (March 16) - Harvard President Lawrence Summers was hoping for a sign that the worst was behind him, that critics were prepared to accept his apologies and move on. ...
  10. "Impact" is the most recent over-used buzz word that bgs the heck out of me. An "impact" is a violent striking. I think the word you wanted to use was "effect" I really bugs me when "impact" is used a a verb instead of affect. When an asteroid strikes the earth-that is an "impact" When a linebacker blindsides a quarterback-that is an "impact" But, the Bills have an economic EFFECT on Erie County
  11. Did you take any classes from Professor Jones at Fredonia?
  12. Have you stopped beating your wife?
  13. What a coincidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to all the same clleges as Doyle Hargraves. Same with all our relatives. We also had two brothers who went to UB...Small world
  14. If these snapperhead Canadians had vacationed in San Diego or Florida, or waited until summer to go to Beaver Island, they would be alive right now. Serves them right. I hope they are burning in Hell for the way they took advantage of Third World Peoples
  15. I wish we would get back Rearsmegma. He saved us from Friggin' Lonnie
  16. I remember the year Jamie Nails won it. I miss Jamie Nails. It was nice watching a guy out there with a higher percentage of body fat than I have
  17. Look, bud. I studied sciece tyoe stuff at the college level. There is a very good chance that such trauma to your non molars will actually KILL the tooth right down to the root. I would venture to say that within the next couple days what is left of your tooth will blacken and become numb. You will probably end up with a partial that anchors around your lower teeth and shows thes unsightly wires when you smile. You will never have sex with a girl under 300 lbs looking like that
  18. Disney World??? Well I don;t care much for Florida scum either, but at least those people have the OPPORTUNITY to wsh themselves. Could you imagine the crust in the crotches of those Third World Bahama and Jamaica types who serve and cook your food/ Who care if they wear a bow tie. No running water in third world counties equals disease
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