Hogboy Swine

I could not understand why they were cheering war criminals

There is only ONE instance when NASCAR is a sport WHEN THE CAR CATCHES ON FIRE AND THE HILLBILLY IS RUNNING AWAY FROM IT

A ghost town??? GREAT..... Then I can pay $25,000 for that house in the exclusive neigborhood in East Amherst.

I was also there that night in Norton Hall. I got there late and started out watching a video feed in a lounge, but after about a half hour of that, I sneaked in and stood in the back. The Japanese language clip he showed was a scream. Larry had recently died and he got all choked up talking about him and Curly Moe Horowitz, Shem Horowitz, Jerome Horowitz, Larry Fine...Great men

Property values in VA are skyrocketing. The value of my house almost doubled since I bought it in 1996...And I live on the cusp of the ghetto. In another eight years when I get all these little bastards of mine through college, I will have a serious talk with the old lady about going back to Buffalo. I can take my equity and run...Pay cash (about $50,000 by then) for a nice place in an exclsive area in East Amherst and pay cash for a couple luxuary cars with the rest of it. I will live mortgage free like a king amongst you rust belt slime. I will hire you to shovel my driveway and mow my lawn.

Is "Friggin' Lonnie" available?

Sounds like when you filled out the credit application, some scuzz ball got ahold of your SS#, turned in an invoice for spraying for cockroaches or whatever, Wells Fargo paid him, and now YOU GONNA PAY HIS TAXES. HA HA HA

Pity me...a "pak-a-nabs" is a 6 pack of those crakers with fake cheese or peanut butter in the middle. I think it is short for "Nabisco" I also know abuot "tennyshoes", "barBQ" (Barbeque WHAT?), "Gropp soda and a moon pie", "Ink Pins", "Lead Poncills" and a bunch of other stuff

Allow mw to translate for you. "WELL, I AM ABOUT TO BE A STARTER AT THE MOST COMPLEX POSITION IN THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL...THERE ARE ABOUT ONE MILLION THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING THAN MAKING SOME KIND OF BS STATEMENT TO YOU IDIOT REPORTERS AND FANS...NOW LEAVE ME ALONE..."

Great movie My daughters had seen it several times before the DVD came out. They would run around all day saying the lines. I thought they were retarded until I saw the movie. Now I get the jokes. "Tina, come get some ham"

The only way to solve this crisis is to RAISE TAXES Simple math County services don't come free. You don't work free and neither do county workers You people have been getting a free ride for too long. Pony up, moe foes

No suprise some guy calling himself "Iaommi" has an SG. I remember the first time I saw that guy on TV playing that SG on Don Kirshner's Rock Concert. That was before I ever picked up a guitar. What the guy was playing was nothing complicated, but it had style and he was on the cutting edge with it

That really isn't funny when you think about it. Some people are actually bent out of shape over this. The guy is a science nerd. I don't see where he was advocating the violent overthrough of the US Government. Slap him on the hand for doing a lousy job of storing his toys and let the guy back into the classroom. Some of his students will probably join the military some day and put their knowledge to good use

What a relief...I thought this was going to be a post about that ex-priest in Boston. I went to Catholic schools. Thank got I was fat and ugly instead of slight and cute

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Los Straightjackets? I did't know Chuck Berry was surfer

You bet your butt pawn shops negotiate. Alot of these pawn shops are run by music guys who do the pawn thing on the side to pay the rent for the shop. There is a slight risk that the music stuff you buy may be stolen(about a 99% chance the jewelry is stolen), but the risk is on the pawn shop owner and not you. Say for example you buy a guitar...the cops check the pawn logs and find your guitar on the sheet...The cops come get your guitar, but the pawn shop has to give you the money back. There is no risk to you. You can negotiate price with these guys. They usually don't pay the seller much of anything for a guitar and they mark it up about 300%

I heard if you tighen down the tremelo so that it wont move, your tuning problem will disappear

Captain Beefheart "Lick My Decals Off baby"

Of course not, snapperhead. The Ivy league lower level Division I-AA NON-SCHOLARSHIP league full of "tweeners" very few of whom were offered I-A scholarships. I was just commenting that Fiedler should be used to throwing frozen footballs with frozen hands and boogar icicles hanging off his nose

I have noticed there are alot of guitar players on the board. Let me take a break from trolling and start a semi-normal thread. What kind of guitars, amps etc do you have and how did you aquire it? Me: 1. Epiphone Les Paul Copy. Black. The two knob kind that sells new in Musician's frind for $149.00. I bought it for $80 used in a pawn shop...I love it. Very responsive. 2. Ibanez semi-hollowbody Es-335 style. Got it on sale in a mucic store new for $199. Musician Friend sells it for $299. I saw it there and had to grab it at that price. Used the "Momma Don't Know" fund. Love it, but a couple semi-dead spots in the upper frets. I have to make sure I am dead on the frets up there. 3. Marshall 80 Watt Amp (I'll bet you didn't know they made an 80 watt amp). Had a $180.00 sticker on it in a pawn shop. Traded a 20 watt Marshall, a 15 Watt Vox, A 15 Watt Crate and a Penco Acoutic on an even trade. Love it....More than I will ever need in my garage. My wife hates it. 4. 15 Watt Fender. Nice little amp- $ 40.00 in a pawn shop 5. This little effects pedal called a "ZOOM" . Paid $79 bucks in a music store. Nice toy 6. Dunlop Crybaby Wah Wah. Boght it about 30 yrs ago. I forget what I paid. It still works 7. Penco Acoustic. My daughter got pissed because I traded it in on the Marshall Amp. I went back to the pawn shop and bought it back for $20..SHE STILL NEVER PLAYS IT Best guitar I USED to own... A guild S-100 electric. Looked alot like a Gibson SG. I had to sell it back in 1978 to buy another $175.00 car because my engine blew up

The guy played in college in a climate that would make Buffalo winds seem like balmy breezes

I disagree. I have been married for 25 years and that guy has no idea how lucky he is.

Fiedler is an Ivy League egghead. He is too smart to play football. We need a quarterback who not only IS stupid, but SOUNDS stupid...Just like Michael Vick