Paco

Never give up. Never say die. Never surrender. There is no way we can't put a lot of points on the board and shut out the Cardinals like the weeping, sad little scoreless girls that they are. They suck so bad they couldn't beat a special olympics team. Oh, wait. We're playing the ARIZONA Cardinals. Sorry, wrong Cardinals.

Now we're gonna start winning. (Sorry dude. Had to steal it.)

I like the middle name Raine, but instead of trying to please all the grandparents and great grandparents, you should try something different like giving your daughter the first name "Ayewichitwood" and pay a little homage to some real music. "Sunshine, blue skies Please go away. My girl's found another And gone away. With her went my future My life is filled with gloom So day after day I stay locked up in my room. Oh I know to you it might sound strange... But Ayewichitwood Raine...."

You know what's really fugged up? In an effort to yet again rehash the same thing over and over, DeeRay somehow manages to piss on what is a very good, proven outlook on life. No matter what is happening around you, you must ALWAYS focus on the positive. You must also look for the upside. Put the negatives behind you and push on towards the positives, whatever and whereever they may be. Apparently the idea of overcoming adversity and pressing forward makes DeeRay wanna puke.

Man, I really, really, really thought baseball season was over.

Anyone else feeling ill because DeeRay found a new way to repeat himself?

How the hell did Duran Duran get to number 11. Are you sure this isn't off by about 20 years.

C'mon Blz...say it. It's right there on the tip of your tongue. Say it. "THE HURRICANES ARE BUSH'S FAULT." C'mon. You know you want to. "Villains!" she shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! -- tear up the planks! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous heart!" A little Poe to lighten the mood.

I wish I were famous because it'd be a lot easier to fill an auditorium with people and tell them how important it is to keep Kerry from becoming president. Frankly I think what Schilling is doing is very interesting given that he just played uber-hero in the World Series, what with that bloody ankle and all. I'm surprised he wouldn't spend more time tending to that since the iron is hot. Springsteen is Springsteen. His iron is always hot...or at least it stays pretty warm. He can do this anytime. This is Schilling's big moment. And he's cruising around with the President. I find that interesting.

Every person makes mistakes. Some are big, some are small. Mistakes direct character. But it's the coward who finds it necessary to stand in public and yell for their opponent to admit mistakes for their own personal gain. It's a coward who can't make himself look good on his own merits, and seeks only to raise people's expectations of him by lowering their expectations of his opponent. Anyone looks good standing next to a person who publicly admits their misgivings. Anyone. Even John Kerry. And that is quite the feat. No wonder so many military people detest him. He's a coward.

Are you saying you want his chicken in your oven?

I believe that's also the message sent to children everywhere in a pamplet from the fine folks at the Alabama Center for Planned Parenthood.

Man, I really, really, really thought baseball was over.

So the busboy makes such a racket that the sister of the guy's new bride has to spend the night with them in the honeymoon suite....and this is a problem HOW?

PILE ON!!! BONZAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, BF. You and you alone cost your team the World Series.

Her money says Bush but her inability to make a decision (i.e. married twice in the past twenty minutes) clearly indicates she's a Kerry supporter.

Looks like a scene from "Starship Troopers." "It's an ugly planet. A BUG planet."

That's a ridiculous reply to his ridiculous reply and I'm not even going to respond to this, even though I'm responding to this.

What a great (and true) line.

First of all, exactly what is unfinished in Afghanistan? Getting UBL while he's sucking bone marrow to stay alive in some hole? Seems to me Al Quada can no longer function openly there, and they recently had elections. Sounds like things are going in the right direction for a country that was ruled by fear. Second of all, I AM better off than I was four years ago, but the difference between us apparently is that I don't rely on my government to make my life better. I take the responsibility on myself. The moment I leave my life in the hands of anyone other than myself, I lose the ability to be in control of my life. I'll get my own better-paying job, my own health care coverage, and protect my life and my family's life as best I can. If the government wants to help, fine, but don't make me pay for people who can't accept their own lack of personal accountability. Thirdly, Kerry has been very clear about his bilateral talks with NK and his desire to provide more sanctions on them, just like Clinton did with absolutely no success whatsoever. Since Kerry has never been president, I have to assume that THIS is how he will handle things given he's been so open about it. I think this is completely wrong and dangerous and will put us on the defensive again on a global scale. And for what it's worth, our president went to war in Iraq with the same information your candidate had when he approved the war, so I'd appreciate it if you'd make sure each time you suggest Bush lied about Iraq that you add Kerry also lied about Iraq given that they made the same decision based on the same intel.

What's so ridiculous about it? Am I wrong about his intentions for North Korea? Am I wrong in stating he wants to have government-run health care? That he wants to make people walk again with his moves on stem cell research? Tell me what is so ridiculous about what I'm stating?

The libs right now are contacting Buckner to see if he'll push people to vote for Kerry. One glaring error deserves another.

I'm not gripped with hate. I'm gripped with fear. John Kerry will single-handedly turn us into the most pussified country in the world, starting with his plan to have bilateral talks with North Korea and be the sanction king in a world that has repeatedly proven that sanctions on people like North Korea will always have Clintonesque results. A John Kerry presidency MAY provide the government-run health care that everyone wants so badly, and it MAY EVEN help the Christopher Reeves of the world walk again, but you can bet your ass that his take on foreign relations will absolutely, positively turn us into the least feared nation in the world. On the other hand, maybe the French will like us again, so I guess that's something. If Kerry is elected, I'll be afraid. Very afraid.

When you're a Bush hater, you always see what you want to see. Pity the fools who think killing UBL will suddenly put an end to terrorism. Pity the fool who hates our president so much that they think Kerry will do better. Pity the fools who think they have a clear understanding the the hills and caves where UBL is allegedly living...so clear an understanding that it makes no sense why we don't just drive right up there and put one in UBL's head. Pity the fools who hate so much that they've lost all common sense. Pity the fools.

Once you swap teams, you're a team-swapping whore and any credibility you have as a fan is thrown out the window. And yet the fun of this is that we have a Patriots fan on a Bills message board crowing about the Red Sox. A man in search of a place that will accept him.