Insider Report from the IronSac Player Management Group.
A top secret training regiment has been slow to work, however it is reported that both Ed Smalls and Dick Mickamayer (IronSac Clients) have increased their level of play measurably on their off day. The training regimen has been a a colossal disaster up until this point, as both clients were looking to find a new agent. While other members of the Meatball players gained a higher level of play almost instantaneously, the two IronSac players toiled at Noob level. However, scientists at the Sac Center for Increased Performance, makers of the successful soft drink Dropping Loads, made a major breakthrough yesterday , which some insiders state used the mysterious powers of none other than Genny Cream Ale. Although unsubstantiated, the reports are that after Dick and Smalls left the training compound, a familiar stench of Genny Screamers followed.
Hopefully this translates on the field tomorrow when the Meatballs face off against the 2nd place PPP Longnecks.