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I hope she's had her rabies shots.

been there, hate that. also have sat next to a woman whose 'comfort dog' smelled better than she did.

My God it was like looking into a mirror.

oh good, FUI.Flying under the influence.

Good thing I have my tinfoil hat on.

I didn't think anyone could hear me.

I would let Christopher Robin and his friends have the run of the place.

There's a whole day devoted to my dyngus?

The guy at Total wine said they sell out Pappy as quick as they get it in. I looked it up on line and I'm priced out.

Thank you one and all. I'm going to try and get the smallest samples I can get until I settle. Of course if I get a large bottle and I don't quite like it, I'll just have to suffer through it.

Normally I drink Jim Beam. However, a Bourbon called Bulliet has piqued my interest. Anyone have tastebuds on this? Any other Bourbon suggestions?

I stopped caring when the Sabres were eliminated.

Next year.

No of course he wouldn't have been ASKED to leave his seat, I'm saying what if he went ballistic at altitude. He gets upset because he didn't get any peanuts. Oh by the way, I are not type to drop a kick like a rock. (what?) I would however have words with the parent(s)

Lets see, he was offered a grand to leave his seat. Then he throws a sh*t storm about vacating his seat. Afterwords he re- boards the aircraft, apparently in a daze. How would his fellow passengers react if he pulled this stunt at 35,000 feet? Seeing as how I'm a white knuckle flier, I would have dropped him like a hot rock if he endangered the flight.

I've told my wife repeatedly that I wanted a tank. Sadly, this article didn't help.

mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey if it doesn't look like mutton again tomorrow.

I'm still p!ssed at wide right.

I don't drink hipster beer. I drink Bourbon.

The color rush uniforms are hideous. Keep the white helmets.

IPA? If I want grapefruit juice, I'll drink grapefruit juice.

If you are going keep weapons in your home, remember a few things. 1.SECURE them. Not just in a drawer or a closet either. 2. You cannot defend property with deadly force. 3. Learn the phrase "I was in fear for my life" 4. Do not shoot at fleeing intruders. 5.Do not pursue them outside. 6. Lastly, as silly as it sounds do not fire more rounds than necessary. There is a name and a precedent for this but I cant remember it.

If strangers show up in my house uninvited, they're a chalk outline.

The Simpsons American Dad Real Housewives of anywhere Keeping up with the Kardashians I do like The Big Bang theory, in fact the Darth Vader mug in front of Sheldons computer is (was) mine.

As long as the lamb doesnt ask "Are you my da-a-a-a-a-a-a-dy"