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I spent way to much time on that site... From Google Translate: The St. Valentine's day is the day for saying "I love you" with all those which deserve it. It is the day when the heart packs and make... Bang... Bang... Bang...! Have fun with my heart! Special Valentine Saint at Maya!

If it's a 10 team league I just filled it up.

Funny, everyone keeps bashing Hollywood for not having an original idea, yet posters here can keep saying the same thing over and over again without a problem. You have to admit, it is easier to just rehash the same old thing again and again isn't it? At least they're getting paid.

My daddy didn't love me? Does this mean I can do whatever I want with no consequence?

Sorry, I'm just trying to picture my father "engaging me in conversation" as we drove down the road. From my memory, he was to busy telling me to sit still, shut the F. up, and stop hitting my sister! DVD players sounds like a good idea to me. This is what I don't get. Just because you and I played with Legos as a kid, why does that make it better? Why on earth would ANY kid, including you if you were born now, buy a lego set when they can buy a top notch video game? Hell, you can buy a Lego video game and have thousands of times more possibilites than you ever could before.

You see, now THAT'S a novel concept. Of course it's hard to dismiss something when the urge to make a smartass remark is just so overwhelming.

He's pretty old. I don't think he'll play too much longer.

Here you go

Still thinking about those Shelton predictions?

Yep. Of course, it could just be another way for people to argue about meaningless crap. Either way though...

Practice on the cats.

DAMN, you must be in great shape!

I would say it depends on the size. Where I live we have mice/rats nearby, and occasionally one makes it's way up to the house. For small, field mouse size, I would go with one of those sticky traps. You can put it where you have seen the mouse hanging around with a little food in the middle. Put it up against a wall, since mice tend to run along walls anyways. Lot of times I just stick them there without any food and they just run over them anyway. Large mice/rats tend to be able to get away from those. In that case, I would just go with the old fashioned spring loaded trap. They are less reliable, and you may have to set them a few times before they work, but they should get the job done. Either one is going to be hell with 3 cats running around though. Can you close off your kitchen?

I can't believe that's not the script to 70's Shaft movie.

I was in a strip club with a few friends, when one of the girls came up and asked to sit. She was a bit chubby, and one of my friends a bit drunk... Girl: Mind if I sit with you for a minute or two? Friend: Sure, pull up a chair or two. Had to be there I'm sure, but I damn near died.

I don't know man, I think she's beautiful...and not just in the Stuff pictures. Just my type I guess. From the interviews she's given she seems to be fairly intelligent also. Not a bumbling idiot like many of the other drivers. Hard to tell too much from a few short interviews, but she comes off very well.

Sorry, I forgot who I was dealing with. Your knowledge of Risk should have shut me up. I find it funny that I never mentioned anything other than how Bush himself has talked about the war, yet now all of a sudden you know everything about me, how much I know and feelings about current issues. Do you even know, from what I wrote, if I am republican or not? Oh, and the DING at the end was very clever. Way to use a tired response to really drive your point home. I suppose I'll stop trying to reasonably discuss anything. You keep striking out even though you are making a fool out of yourself with those people around here who actually know me.

First...Did you actually compare the war in Iraq/GWOT to a game of Risk????? AHHHAAAHAAA! Now, everone keeps throwing the line above out there like everyone is an idiot for not seeing it. THERE ARE MORE TERRORISTS THAN JUST THOSE OF 9/11! Then why is 9/11 consistently the main standing point for every Bush speach? Why does he continually have to throw that in everyone face? I think the critisism of his latest speach is well earned. IMO, he really needs to stop trying to pull on everyones heart strings and by bringing up 9/11. Stop sending out the cronies to tell us how safe America is now that we are in Iraq, and tell us how much safer Iraq is now that we are in Iraq. Perhaps we, as a society, don't deserve it, but I think it would be in everyones interest to have a major public speach filled with facts instead of sound bites. And to the poster who brought up Hitler as an opposition to how Bush works, I couldn't disagree more. Hitler had the idea of how to bring his country together, but from most accounts he was not a military genius. He happened to have some very brilliant men in key positions taking care of main planning and execution of the war. His best attribute was as a figurehead who was extremely capable of turning the tide of public opinion in his favor. Pretty much sums up, for better or worse, my opinion of Bush. I really can't imagine how screwed up the world would be if people like Kerry or Bush were actually the ones coming up with military strategy. It's scary enough knowing they are even involved in the decision making process. Of course, how scary is it that people like you (all of you), and I are the ones deciding on who is involved in the decision making process!

Speak for yourself.

I agree. Unless they say something good about the Bills. Then I'm all for it.

Thats 18 YEARS! Friggin perverts around here.

Two questions: 1. Will there be a thread in the next two weeks that doesn't reference pickle juice? 2. Will NG realize you can google riddles?

Depends on where I picked. I don't think I would take Manning top 5..and he'd probably be gone after that. If I picked 8 or 9 and Manning was available, of course I'd change my strategy. But other than Manning there isn't a QB worth taking early IMO.

Better than his daughter, Neither.

I have a similar strategy, but I always wait on QB's. I would have a tough time waiting on WR just because you can a few of them starting at once. Every year there are QB's that surprise everyone. Last year I got Plummer in 2 of my leagues. I usually won't pick a QB until round 6-8...after I have a couple RB's, WR's, a TE, and maybe even a Defense. I try to pick a QB (out of those that are left) who has a solid team around him and could do something pretty good. QB who could be around this year might be Palmer (if I'm lucky) or Harrington. Normally the guys I get in the draft don't turn out that well, but by paying close attention the first two weeks I can usually get a pretty good QB by week 3. (a Plummer type) I won 2 out 4 leagues last year using that method. While other factors obviously played a role, the 2 leagues I lost (and finished in the bottom three of both leagues) I wasn't able to find a QB to consistently give me points...so it is a gamble.