Tux of Borg

We need somebody to replace Josh Reed next year. We also need to draft a CB for when we don't resign Clements. (he'll be asking for Winfield type money) Then you look at our mess of an O-line. Figure in that we already used our 1st round pick on Losman. Bottom line, we need more draft picks.

The car and gas should be fine. Sometimes gas can be contaminated with rust and dirt, which could result in the fuel injectors getting clog. But I really don't see that happening. Does gas break down after 6 months? No, it usually stays in a mixed state. Now on to more important things... what type of bodykit are you going to put on it.

Na.... that's just a nickname from my youth. The only martial arts training I have is from Royce Gracie. One of the few benefits of being a grunt.

I have the Ashlee Simpson orange bowl performance up on my website. This last week it got over 600 hits. http://ninjanate.com/simpson/

The good ole days of SchoolScum.com.

I want to get my hands on a McGahee hurricane jersey. I've ebayed, googled and tried the hurricanes website trying to find one, but no luck. I hope when the WillisMcGahee21.com web store opens, I'll be able to get one there.

The Crocodile Mile....

I saw Def Leppard in NC a few years ago. They played a free show in the walmart parking lot to promote their new album. I talked to a group of girls that drove all the way down from Ohio to see them. Lots of hot girls.

Adelphia digital customers can now watch the NFL network on channel 124.

MCSE... Must Consult Someone Else or MCSE... Mine Cleaner and Solitary Expert. My uncle works in Redmond, and my cousin and I give him crap all the time. My cousin runs the server side of the Human Genome project. (all linux servers) And I was a linux admin for a while, as well as wrote my own flavor of linux.

Aww... Van Halen I was recorded in 77 and released in 78. They recently re-released the MXR 90 Phase Shifter that Eddie used to create the "brown sound". I need to dig up $130 and pick one up.

I'm forced to agree with the others on this board. This girl is most likely messed up in the head, and will always find her way into an abusive relationship. We all know the type, and there really is no changing them. However, i still think you have a shot at her. This girl doesn't want some office dork nagging at her for a date. We have to appeal to her darker side. Ever see the Seinfield episode where George pretends to be the "bad guy", and drives his father's car around. Classic... Go to the strip club and get a Polaroid with one of the dancers. Then go to walmart and get a frame to put it in. Put that bad boy on your desk at work, and you will have the respect of all your coworkers and your lady friend.

Hot girls have been falling for ugly guys for years now. You've spent all this time with her having deep conversations, yet you haven't exploited it. Keep going the friend route and introduce alcohol into the equation.

1) I found a Russian mail order bride website on the net, and had them send their catalog of ladies to my sup at work. 2) All time greatest stunt (that almost got me fired). We use to host a website called thugworld2000.com. Mr. Thug is a homosexual black male and was completely nude on his home page. For my buddy's birthday, we emailed the owner of thugworld and told him Wendell (my coworker) was his biggest fan, and that it would mean a lot if he wished him a happy birthday on his website. Mr. Thug agreed and made him a special Happy Birthday page for the whole world to see. Another female coworker found out what we did and tried to get us fired. Luckily Wendell thought it was hilarious.

Update.... Mr. Crook has altered his webpage. The following has been removed.

I must be getting old. I can't keep up with all the slang anymore. Dumpsters

bump.... With the hope that somebody will see this POS on the street and spit on him.

They need to take away all that safety equipment. Take the girl to the top of the empire state building, put her out on the ledge, and then cut her safety line. Now that would make for some good TV.

Three albums I haven't seem mentioned that deserve honorable mention... Pantera... Cowboys from Hell Stevie Ray Vaughan... Texas Flood AC/DC... High Voltage

Guns N' Roses

She's not at the mall... her store is closed until February 1st.

I just read that myself. George Young is more deserving than Ralph? :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Vote him in while he is still alive jackasses!

What would the mob do? In 2005 they would sue you for stolen property. I'd laugh my ass off if an old lady came up to him in the store and started whacking him with her purse. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Scumbag

I'm still living in last season.... Flavor Flavvvvvvvv

They said the same about Price when he was in Moulds shadow. Lets see how Evans handles the double team first.