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Tux of Borg

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  1. I tell you... you can't miss a day around here!
  2. We give sexual predators 3 chances, why not lazy Americans.
  3. I've been busy playing matchmaker the last few weeks. I figure i'd keep it simple tonight. A mullet hair mother could learn a lot from your example.
  4. I have to finish writing a research paper on my findings with Microsoft's longhorn. Tonight I am going out with a girl from Hornell.
  5. The rest are busy downloading copyright material off the internet. Speaking of which, where is TracyLee at?
  6. Are you still going to retire at 15,000 posts?
  7. Roscoe Parrish from Miami will be there late day one. Not a big WR (5'9 172lbs) but he's not afraid to run the crossing route. He also won't drop a pass like Josh Reed does.
  8. You are finally free! Go out and have some fun. Do the things you wanted to do but couldn't because you were married. Climb a mountain, buy a sports car, get bills season tickets...
  9. Business trip my ass... ebay auction
  10. My buddy has a sex offender living directly behind him. It's !@#$ed up cause that neighborhood is filled with little girls. I've even seen him harassing them from time to time. That sh-- really pisses me off.
  11. Link OKEECHOBEE, Fla. - A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car. The 39-year-old woman was charged with aggravated child abuse and sexual performance by a child. Both girls have been turned over to the Department of Children & Families. The youngest girl and her mother were living out of their car, and would sell sex for food and an occasional shower at the men's homes, according to a report by Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office Detective K.J. Ammons. The youngest daughter is three months pregnant, the report said; she was 11 when her mother first forced her to have sex with a man. The older daughter refused to be a prostitute and was allegedly sold for a car. "She was sold to a man for a Mercury Cougar," Ammons said. "But he never gave the mother the vehicle." He was arrested in the case. The youngest girl told detectives her mother took them out of school. "She said she was a good student and made A's and B's, and all she wants to do is go back to school," he said.
  12. Are those the same bears that are on the left hand wall of your shop?
  13. And he didn't know his ABCs when doing a roadside sobriety test. His argument to the judge was they didn't require him to know his ABCs to go to Miami.
  14. "The personalization entered cannot be accepted."
  15. He might be dumb enough to give you a honest answer.
  16. ebay auction - cheetos ebay auction 2 Virgin Mary inside of a peanut. ebay auction 3 - jesus and mary in a coffee cup ebay auction 4 - fairy bones ebay auction 5 - gnome trap
  17. I agree, it would be much better if Travis Henry and Joe Burns were there.
  18. I must have told this story before. lol But yeah, he asked her out after a football game. She started laughing at him, turned her back and walked away. Poor Dub... (thats his name)
  19. Willis, the two sport athlete.
  20. My old roommate in the army went to highschool with Britney. Personally, he couldn't stand the B word. Said she stuck up and wouldn't pay you the time of day.
  21. I'm waiting on the political correct version of the bible to come out. Where they make Jesus an African American, and give Mary a larger role.
  22. I met the guy who holds the record. An old Vietnam vet who just finished his 23rd degree! The summer time he hops in his van and drives around the country. In the fall he reports back to school. He said he makes more going to school than he would in the real world.
  23. I want to see the Bills draft Sproles, but I think they are going to bring in a veteran FA to back up McGahee.
  24. Sorry to hear that Ramius... god bless.
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