Marv's Neighbor

Maybe ADELPHIA will pick us up! We're more entertaining than most of their old shows.

Lighten up! Many reader's, myself included, don't live in WNY! Why would we, who can't attend games, vote for something that has zero effect on us?

Girlfriend, where's your toofesses?

I have not watched, supported or given 2 shi*s about the NBA since we lost the BRAVES! Look a MLB....a LOT of GOOD SEATS still available.

I like Hombre's, Amigo's, or Los Guys, something to fit a place that has lost it's cultural identity! When we lost the BRAVES they became the Clippers. No idea where that came from but everyone will agree that LA really supports them!

Merd!

Maybe the "live" is a stretch! Can we say DIRT NAP?

What is the world coming to? Promo is back-sliding and watching CH.2!

Subject: Airborne signs-- "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Macarthur "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky." - From an old carrier sailor -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Never trade luck for skill." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh sh--!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: "When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slow and gently as possible." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum." - Jon McBride, astronaut -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible." - Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." - Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)

Is Marv bringing back the leather helmets?

Death tax aside, I don't think the "heirs" give 2 shi*s about the BILLS in Buffalo. Even if they got some kind of phony expemtion, all that would do is put more money in their pockets and the fans would still have to live with the uncertainty.

You mean the Seneca's?

So can you get a hot wax?

Lucky there's no OPEC equivalent for French Fries! Nobody could afford to have fries with their order!

Absolutely right! We need Sooo much help, we need to trade down, and gain as much as we can in doing so!

A modern day Hanrahan!

Do I win anything?

None of the above! Trade down as far as possible, get as many picks as possible, and fill the OL/DL holes now! We can't afford any more expensive first round busts.

If you were hermitically sealed in Ralph's basement, with Sam Wyche, "watching films", with no food or water, you'd look a little rough too!

He should spend money because he can't take it with him!

Any "Boot Camp" type programs in your area?

They're in Central Virginia, along the James River and the Rappahannock going towards Chesapeake Bay.

Perfect fit, No Convictions!

Cut off free: welfare/medical/legal/citizenship by virtue of birth place, SSI Social Security, and the illusion that, someone No with rights to anything has rights, and they would leave faster than they got here!

So which state do you represent in Congress?