Cotton Fitzsimmons

We must correct his indiscretions and sinful nature! OUT

My prediction for this season, especially after the Hardy news is simple. I'd like to hand in my resume: I'm flatulent in 3 languages, and my son Rip is on line Toot.

Huh?

But if Stroud returns to glorious All Pro form and McCargo (who has shown glimpses of being a real beast) reaches his prime, we will have one terrifying combo up the middle once again!

You call that reality? Maybe your reality. Sit right back and I'll tell you a tale about Trent's Reality. Trent Edwards' reality is one of hitting receivers in stride as they gallop to the endzone. It's a reality of throwing the ball all 'round the yard and slingin the hash. A reality of domination... pounding divisional opponents into submission. A reality of perrenial Pro Bowls culminating in a path to the Hall of Fame in stately Canton, OH. This is a reality that ends in a march on Niagara Square to celebrate our championships. And that... is reality.

Bills must get Sweed! They must!

DONNIE AVERY???

Who's idea was it to go WR in round 1??? Good thing we didn't take Thomas at 11... man we'll have our pick in round 2.

STRIKE A POSE!

If we can trade back to say... 18 or so and ultimately walk away from this day with Jeremy "Shock Doctor" Shockey on roster along with Limas "Sweet Water" Sweed, are we then el numero uno?

The ideal draft would be to wheel and deal and accumulate 7 second round picks. 7 second rounders added to this team... for this is how we achieve the dream!

What the dealeo? What would be most excellent about NOT being able to watch the game? Don't you like watching the Billeos?

haHAhaHA, their record's going to be "SENDING OUT AN S.O.S."

*SOSSSSSAAAAA*

This season, when the Bills score a TD what say we all sing that Sheryl Crow song that contains the lyric "jack off jimmy everybody once more," only when we get to that part we'll sing "TouchTown TRENT, go on and do it once more!" Naturally... of this would be done for posterity sake. What say you?

Not trying to be a smart ass, but from watching this clip and reading this thread we've concluded that he can get drilled, not make the catch, and not get up?

I'm sure you've probably posted it here before, but for those of us who haven't heard about it, would you mind elaborating on your encounter with Flutie?

According to this website our D and ST are the REAL DEAL. If only we could field an average offense. Top 5 Defensive Efficiency 2004 SEASON BUF (-24.5%) BAL (-16.6%) WAS (-16.0%) PIT (-15.0%) DEN (-14.2%) Top 5 Special Teams 2004 SEASON BUF (9.2%) NO (7.7%) PHI (7.4%) MIA (5.4%) BAL (4.7%)

Well, pardon me, Guru. But I definitely don't see the cohesiveness that has been the Pats strength during their "dynasty" taking shape in 2005. The fact is they've lost a lot of leadership on the field in addition to 2 talented coordinators on either side of the ball. And... due him or not, Flutie IS a lightning rod for controversy just about everywhere he's gone. I can only imagine what that will be like in Boston.

As much success as Brady has had, the "Magic Flutie" is still Bean Town's favorite son. And knowing how the genius of Belichik manifests itself on gameday... I have little doubt that Flutie will see action on specifically designed plays for his abilities. This could get real interesting. I have visions of that locker room getting pretty nasty. How will things wash if the Pats hit a rocky stretch and you look around that locker room, and instead of Troy Brown, Bruschi, Weiss, Crennel, etc. there's the Magic Flutie and Corey Dillon.

Corey Simon would be a monstrous coup for us. Paired with Sam Adams, they'd absolutely reak havoc. Our defense would be even more dominant.

First of all, I'm a Donahoe fan at this point, but just looking at this situation if this is true... Maybe Shelton isn't great, but I'm sure he's adequate, and moving up would've allowed us to get Nugent. Chances are Parrish would've still been there in the 3rd rd. from the projections and mocks I've looked at. I have to say, IMHO, I would've liked that scenario much better than what played out. But, I don't think we're hurting by any means at this point either.

My favorite part is, "Poster is 6.6 feet tall. One side includes a growth chart that also notes how tall the Magic Flutie is." ...notes how tall the "Magic Flutie" is... LOL

Honestly, he sounds better than what we have. Lindell is DECENT on kickoffs, but hell at this point I'd take a guy who was consistent from 40 yds and in.

Well hells bells, if they're going to relish playing in double back sets, it's good that we kept them both. Is that "REAL DEAL" Roscoe Parrish or "Hollywood" Tony Everett in your avatar, Johnny?