Cotton Fitzsimmons

We should trade Marshawn for Darren McFadden, so after we win the SB, Darren can get up on that podium to accept his awards and accolades... and when they put that microphone up in his grill he can point to Eric and shout "WE GOT DAT WOOOOD RIGHT HEEERRRRRREEEE... GOT DAT WOOOOOOD BABY!"

DE- Richard Seymour NT- Vince Wilfork DE- Marcus Stroud OLB- Aaron Maybin ILB- ROLLLLANDO McClain ILB- POZ OLB- Joey Porteeeeerrrrrrr WE FIN' TO D IT UP IN DA B-LO!!!!

This guy supposedly coached Seymour in college. Seymour would be a nice fit at DE in a revamped 3-4.

Captain Cave... this is the funniest thing I've read in ages! The set up... the delivery... it was perfect in every way. HILLARIOUS!

REAL MEN OF GENIUS... Today we salute you Mr. Thread that's been discussed ad nauseum Starter... ... You have taken hypocritical to a new level... ... paying no mind to existing subject lines, your news is HOT!... ... lecturing the masses on board etiquette... ... Mr. Thread that's been discussed ad nauseum Starter

Your SN pays homage to former Bills GREAT: Gabe Northern. This makes me think of Gabe Kaplan. Which makes me think of the sweathogs strolling in and Freddie "BOOM BOOM" Washington calling Joey Porter "heyyyyy Mr. Por-TEEEEEEEEEER"

Always a favorite of Berman: Steve "A Tisker A" Tasker

Spencer "Fairweather" Johnson

Gregg "High School" Williams

Jonathan "Subpar" Stupar

Buffalo Bills Nickname time! Shawn "Half" Nelson NEXT...

Ouch! OP done got put down, yo! (In a humane fashion, of course)

Orange Julius Bell Peppers! B-LO front 4 in 2k10: Seymour, Stroud, Wilfork, Peppers Then we're gonna draft McClain boyeeeeeee!!!! So to recap, we've got the Seymour... the Stroud, Wilfork plugging the middle!, Peppers on attack! And then we're gonna sport McClain, Poz, and Mitchell at backer... but then we might replace Mitchell if he busts a suck!

#20 in your program, #1 in your heart: Donte's INFERNO

I bring this post back today, because on Jan. 6 our good friend John Beerball presented YE OLE with this task. Since the Gailey hiring, YE OLE, has worked on various versions, but not yet released them to this board. Since Beerball commissioned YE OLE for this assignment, both Beerball and YE OLE have seen misfortune. First YE OLE and his wife spent a week in the hospital, as we almost lost our son to pre term labor at 22 weeks (this would have been the second such loss YE OLE and his wife would have experienced this year, as we lost our first son who was born at 21 weeks and lived for only 3 hours)... and now today Mrs. Beerball has informed us that John is in the hospital in ICU. Let our prayers help to heal him, just as the prayers of many got YE OLE and his family through a difficult time only a week ago. In light of these tragic events, upon John's full recovery, YE OLE shall make good on his challenge to me and release the ultimate Chan Gailey parody. Until then... let our prayers be with the Beerball family!

If that's the case, we'll be hard pressed to find such a QB. McNabb has undoubtably slowed down over the last few years, but as NFL QB's go he's still very mobile. Vick (at least Vick prior to his incident) would be one of the few QB's who are more mobile than McNabb. I was watching a game down the stretch this season, and it was like 3rd and 28 or some damn thing, and Donovan took off and ran for 30 yards. The more mobile the better, but if Gailey's offense requires more mobility than McNabb has out of the QB position, I think he should scrap said offense and start from the drawing board.

Anquan Boldin

Channeling Samuel L. Jackson on SNL cerca 2000: "All the good coaches are probably gettttin it onnnnnnn!"

YE OLE likes that commercial where it's all like "DONOVAN SHAVES WITH... CHUNKY SOOOOOUUUUUP" My feeling is that despite everything that has gone wayward with the coach search and what not... if the F.O. pulls this off and gets McNabb in here, it gains them back a lot of currency. Also, I feel we have a legitimate chance to win immediately with McNabb under center. We can all debate whether McNabb can win the big one or how he does in the playoffs (although he is 9-6 in the playoffs as a starter), but the fact is as a 5 time Pro Bowler and a guy that's consistently thrown for 3500 yds. a season, and a better than 2 to 1 TD/INT ratio he's FAR better than anyone other option we'll have for next season.

I believe GW was there from '04-'07, and the Skins defense ranked as follows during those seasons: 5th, 9th, 27th, 11th

The Hollywood phonies got up... turns out they had a taser! Happy Birthday to the ground! (welcome to the real world jack-ass) I'm not a part of your SYSTEM!

It's THE DUAL PRONGED effect! You HAVE to do it! It's like drilling for oil and discovering PLUTONIUM!

And the Panthers screwed the pooch on this one too. Had Buffalo Bill Polian just been given the power down in Carolina, they surely would have a couple of Super Bowls now too. I mean, hell... 12-4 and NFC Championship game in your 2nd season as a franchise??? Everything Polian touches turns to gold. It's unreal. I had a dream the other night where Polian steps down sooner rather than later to turn the reigns over to his son. Meanwhile new ownership comes to Buffalo headed up by #12, and they say, "Bill Polian... you have unfinished business in Buffalo... lets do this" and Polian had a few more years left in the tank and took the offer... perhaps to spite Ralph, Littman, et al... perhaps just to finish what he started. We didn't know... but what I do know is we filled the streets. And for the first time since Bledsoe came to Buffalo and we chanted *DON-A-HOE* we chanted our GM's name *POL-I-AN* but alas... YE OLE woke up. I am sure, however, that if and when this came to fruition, we would probably have a huge rally to welcome back the legendary BUFFALO BILL POLIAN.

The more we rehash this, the more sickening it becomes. Polian could've been here his entire career. If Ralph could've just let him do his thing, we would've been on top for the last 20 years. I don't think we would've ever seen a decline. We would've won Superbowls... we would've had great players. Instead of the joke of a franchise we have right now, we would possibly be regarded as THE franchise. The Patriots dominance would've never happened. If Polian had been entrenched here for these last 20 years, it would've changed everything.

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